conspiracy theory

jules's picture

Anybody have one?

It's been a long weekend and I need some paranoia as procrastination.

This is a double entendre for the man behind the curtain and his crappy attitude.

~jules

JB's picture

man behind the curtain?

seems you have a fixation for cock lately jules, and you call yourself a lesbian? more like a fence sitter.... wait that involved penetration too!

jules's picture

just you

The only fascination I have with cock is rooted in the failure to understand why you're being such a dick.

It doesn't matter who I take to bed - when I wake up in the morning they're actually still there. I know that isn't an experience you would understand.

~jules

guideingforce's picture

oooooooooh

that hurt....

jules's picture

yeah

It should.

~jules

Jillie's picture

Hey!

You kids play nicely back there or I'll tell Dad and Dad! Oasis was created in the spirit of siblinghood where no one would be judgemental about the sexual part of other peoples lives. Don't destroy that or I'll have Jeff boot you too. JB, comments like that aren't appreciated. Grow up, man. Jules, your response was justified, but don't let this turn into a flame war. Allright, off to resolving other petty board conflicts.

daharyn's picture

Why the hell are we hurting each other?

JB -- grow the fuck up.
Jules -- don't play the goddamn game.

"Lesbian" is between the ears as much as anything else. If we were all defined solely by our past behaviors, there'd be a lot more queer people in the world.

I do have a conspiracy theory brewing, but it has to do with airplane/shuttle crashes, CNN, and Dick Cheney in his bunker, so I'll leave it for my politico space.

~Linds

Leisa's picture

WTF!

This is what we have been reduced to? Seriously?

jules's picture

wait a minute

Bryan,

I just can't do this anymore (surprise, she has a conscience). It's only been a day and everyone's already reacting. And I don't want the community to not be the community we olive branched it into before the old Oasis died. You're one of my pillars, you know? And maybe we shouldn't provoke doubts about that. The gig's up.

This was staged. Our flame wars via blog were staged.

We were trying to be the first official drama on the new site. It seems to have worked too well.

~jules

daharyn's picture

well...

hope you got a laugh at the expense of me and others. how childish. a game to see how many of us you can humiliate?

jules's picture

i didn't laugh

I may have laughed at the game between Bryan and I - what we could say about each other, but when I saw the third party response there weren't any giggles.

Why do you think I told him I wanted to stop playing? And he agreed completely for the same reasons.

We were just trying to spice up the boards - but maybe the plans were a little miopic.

So I'm sorry if we made anyone feel like an ass, because you shouldn't feel like that. Please don't feel like that.

~jules

Leisa's picture

shame

That was lame, completely and utterly lame. Am very disappointed in the both of you.

jules's picture

well...

I can appreciate that, Leisa. Really, I can. But I think everyone's maybe taking this a little too seriously.

I mean, really, when you think about it, there is a little humour to be found.

~jules

Tiki's picture

and the humour will be found forever more in:

the instant classic line: "You kids play nicely back there or I'll tell Dad and Dad!" - Canuck Formally In Peru.

:)

adrian's picture

i found it funny

but then again .. i'm queer .. err weird, so don't mind me =)

oasisbabe's picture

okay then

yes...well...no comment!

JB's picture

to Humiliate Others?

To humiliate others? well, I can certainly say that was not the Intention. and why others would feel Humiliated about something that did not involved them is beyound me... perhaps i should stick my head in the sand or something.

thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

metrored's picture

I'd tell you a good one but i

I'd tell you a good one but it's not safe

JB's picture

?

Whats not safe?

marcelle42's picture

I think metrored is talking a

I think metrored is talking about conspiracy theories...moving back to the original topic of the post.

Karen

edit: Yes, I understood the double entendre of the original post... Just answering JB's question.

jules's picture

wasn't implying

that you're an idiot. but in the spirit of jb, just making things a little more clear. lol.

~jules

jules's picture

okay...

But really, the post was as constructed as the drama. Because, um, the drama was the conspiracy.

So, that's why it was a double entendre.

We never actually expected anyone to respond. But in terms of actual conspiracy theories...

We can talk about the legalization of marijuana with respect to pharmaceutical companies. Pharmaceutical companies in general and how it's much more lucrative to treat chronic health disorders or palliative patients than it is to cure them.

~jules

sneezing gurl's picture

I've kept up with Jules's blo

I've kept up with Jules's blog entries for the longest time (although she doesn't know me), and she's by far the sweetest soul I've ever come across. I just don't understand why JB would come off saying such harsh stuff about her....cmon she doesn't even lip with you to start with. I'm sorry but that just goes to show how sad you are.

JB's picture

ok, you wanna see rude?

Well. its like this. I am gonna snip at you sneezing girl. Its quite onvious you do not know how to read. or understand what you read. judgeing from your last post. The whole thing was a fucking joke. orcastared by JULES & ME. so stop blamin yer shit on me. or it will be really on. I am sick of gettin sit on by little kids who can't stop and read shit before they spout off.

thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

jules's picture

that aside

thanks anyway for the thought

JB's picture

LEARN TO READ!

whole thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

thread was started as a joke. its not serious. learn to read. its been stated it was a joke. get over it!

jules's picture

this

this, jb, is why i love you. lol.

sneezing gurl's picture

This was fun, didn't think yo

This was fun, didn't think you'd take it so personally. I apologize if I've offended you in any way. Some things in life aren't worth giving so much importance to...if you know what i mean. Again, apologies my dear friend. *waves a white flag*

sneezing gurl's picture

Being rude never been sexier.

FOLLOWING YOUR FOOTSTEPS: THREAD WAS A JOKE, IT WAS NOT SERIOUS, GET OVER IT.
FOLLOWING YOUR FOOTSTEPS: THREAD WAS A JOKE, IT WAS NOT SERIOUS, GET OVER IT.
FOLLOWING YOUR FOOTSTEPS: THREAD WAS A JOKE, IT WAS NOT SERIOUS, GET OVER IT.

In all sincerity I appreciate you being blunt with me, infact, this might sound kinda kinky, but i find that attractive :P. Much love and respect to you.

jules's picture

speaking for him

attractive?

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

in all sincerity and with all due respect, you're barking up the wrong tree. definitely giving a sermon to the wrong preacher. logging in the wrong forest. fishing in the wrong lake. clearing the wrong driveway. breaking into the wrong house. cooking with the wrong ingredients.

JB's picture

now now Jules

The Bitch Splitter is an Equal Opertunity Pleasure center, always will be and has been.
:)

hol's picture

...

Fuck me. That's great.
~hol

sneezing gurl's picture

Generally

That quality is attractive. I'm not out to shag him, not out to shag anyone "attractive" for that matter :P. Thanks for your feedback.

jules's picture

point...

diplomatically taken. lol.

Leisa's picture

Wow

That's all I have to say.