the shocking truth of etgen and <b>censored</b>

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God works in very mysterious ways, for, my little dumplings, was it not but a few blogs ago that I declared the world a meaningless facade of the nihilistic purpose of life?- yet, dear Oasisers, I have changed even now my opinion! Yea! And hear the word of the lord.

*an apology for the silly- pseudo-preacher-like-thingy*

No but seriously! Tonight I had the most fun I have had while at this hell-hole abomination. Perhaps some background.

*please note that this was censored by the White House*

As you may recall, dear sausages, back in between the grade of ten and eleven, yours truly went to a film camp at censored. Well here I met a simply delightful young lady by the name of censored. Well censored and I hit it off fairly well, and we started to hang out. But hanging out just didn't seem to work. So we started to censored. And all of this was in good fun, and naturally we used censored. Well this one night we were in censored, boozing and having a good time. Well, one thing led to another and we censored each other till the sun came up and then she censored my censored and censored censored censored with censored censored censored as I censored her censored censored censored then she'd censored censored censored and then i'd censored censored censored censored then we'd censored and stick censored censored. And of course we censored censored censored without censored up her censored censored censored.toaster censored censored.

Well all's fun that ends well. Or is it all fun's that well well? Oh well.

Anyway, I forgot everything including censored. It wasn't until I got a letter that I even remembered who censored was. I shan't go into the details but needless to say- oh dear reader how it shames me to have to report this- we had a, a, a censored- what we can say censored. Oh now this is ridiculous can't I say censored. What! Let me say censored. You censored! You censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored! Baby! Thank you! *censored censored*

Yes, dear readers I am a father, to a censored named censored.

Now you know.

The secret has been revealed.

The veil has been lifted.

The dinner revealed.

The computer turned on.

The cup emptied.

The Bible read.

The g key pressed.

Okay I think this has gone far enough.

Okay.
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The above background was completely false, but if you are an ignorant fool, then go ahead and believe it. Anyway, this evening I went to censored. Exsqueeze me White House- but you can stop now. censored censored censoredcensored censored censored censored censored. Thank you.
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I went to a swing dance thing tonight and it was great fun. I met some nice people, and discovered that swing is just having fun and improvising. So yea, all this just to say that I think there are nice people in the world and that happiness does exist. However, there are still morons and existential angst. But sometimes you just gotta laugh.

latters,

~eTgen

I never fully understood bEvP, so I threw it into the censored. God damn censored.

censored by censored.