unsolicited advice

linds's picture

Try to avoid putting menthylated massage lotion anywhere near your breasts. That tingly feeling you're getting is not desire, and it will not go away if you try to stop thinking about hot girls. It's the lotion, and it's only going to get worse before it gets better.

dances erratically about the room in pain/pleasure/unabated awareness of her skin

"Ow! ow! ow!"



Leisa's picture

The best thing I've read/hear

The best thing I've read/heard all day, granted I slept for 18 hours out of the 24.

Tiki's picture


don't put it anywhere else either. mucous membranes n all that, just like it warns on the package. they ain't just on about eyes and mouth there...