What part of the newspaper do you read first?

Duh! the bits that have news
29% (23 votes)
I'm a business guy! The business page
3% (2 votes)
I'm gay- hello: arts and living!
22% (17 votes)
I'm morbid- The Obituaries
1% (1 vote)
I'm funny- the Funnies
22% (17 votes)
Section 4
1% (1 vote)
Newspaper? Sweetheart, what you on about. I got da net!
22% (17 votes)
Total votes: 78


linds's picture


I've been looking at this poll every time it comes up, for days. What the hell is Section 4?


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