blindlove's picture

So boobs suck. Well, not everyone's, just my boobs. So recently I have been thinking about a breast reduction, because life would be much easier with smaller boobs. I probably wont get one, because I pride myself in loving myself for who I am, and I want to learn to love my breasts in all their bigness. If they were so big that they caused me serious health problems then I would be much more likley to go through with it, but the're not. Anyways so today at school my freind Julio randomly told me "Wow, you've got jugs!" I was sitting across the table from him at lunch and talking to my freind Sam, and he felt the need to blurt this out. Then I was walking home from school later and some guy hanging out at the center yelled to me, "Hey I know who you are, you're Zowhore!" Well my name is Zohar, and in middle school this one guy called me "Zowhore" because first it fit with my name, and second I must be a whore because i've got big boobs. This was a totally different guy who i didn't know or recognize at all. It really got to me because I havn't heard that name since eight grade, and incase you havn't noticed i'm having issues with my boobs right now.


adbak's picture

Fear not

...for they are the immature assholes, not you. Hope the rest of your week fares better. :)

JB's picture


I had a friend once, she had just had a boob reduction operation four months before we met. Her breasts were big at the time I met her. She told me they took 23 lbs of tissue and fat from her breasts. she was only 18. She wasn't overweight, she just had big breasts. I can only imagine how big they were before!

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