Momma bought a brand new hat!

Jazzer's picture

Yes, my darlings, she did!

I was having lunch with a friend, and afterwards, we decided to go out and do a little window shopping. If only we'd stuck to the original plan!

We walked into a gentlemen's clothing store, and I was looking to perhaps buy a shirt. That is, until the hats caught my eye. I've never been a hat person to begin with, but for some reason, today, I REALLY wanted a hat.

The both of us browsed their selections and finally I narrowed it down to two hats--(un)fortunately, they were both the same price, so I had to really focus on how fabulous it would look on me as opposed to how much it was going to cost me.

Everybody told me I looked great in the hat, and before I knew it, I walked out of the store with my new hat purchase, and with 105 less in my pocket. Oh dear, how dirty I felt! But at the same time, it's a FABULOUSLY classy hat, so I stand by my decision.

Now it's YOUR turn to tell me how crazy I am! Let's hear those comments....


JB's picture


does it have a flower on it like Blossom used to wear on her TV show?

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Jazzer's picture

Not a flower...

...but it has a very classy little feather in it! :-D

Yay for new hats!


Some people's kids...I tell ya!

jeff's picture


Will you be posting a picture of you in your gay hat?


Jazzer's picture


heavens yes! How could I *NOT*?

All pictures will depict me fully clothed, however.


This hat has changed my life, you know. I went to this gay cafe in downtown that I just discovered, and before my hat purchase, none of the cute little waiter boys ever said much to me, but today I was the belle of the ball! They were all saying hi and smiling and waving. Honest to God, it's the truth. I left an ultra-fabulous tip for the adorable little waiter that I had (no sex jokes, please), and left. Now I'm off to clean my car (sans hat).

It's a brand new day, baby!


Some people's kids...I tell ya!

jeff's picture

ultra-fabulous tip?

Is that like a reservoir tip?


Jacob17's picture

105$ !?

Hun, we gotta get together to talk fashion!! another fashion whore like me!! yay!!!!

Jazzer's picture

Yep. 105.

I've gotta get used to the type of lifestyle I'll be living when I marry a rich man, don't ya know?

Cookie, we can talk about fashion any time you want, you just drop Momma a line. :)

Some people's kids...I tell ya!