tactless humour

hol's picture

Ok this found it's way into my inbox this morning and caused me to laugh out loud. Had of there been coffee in my mouth, it would have been a *really* bad thing. Thank you coms kids.

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so
America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old school girl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."

JB's picture


I don't think bush's handlers would let him be caught dead on a plane with a democrat

agaypresidentin2085's picture

Speaking of republicans...

Did anyone see the Simpsons on Sunday? They showed the Springfield Republican Heaquarters: It was a terrifying castle on top of a hill surrounded by storm clouds, and the name on the sign was written in blood. Inside, the Republican leaders of Springfield were Mr. Burns, Bob Dole, Dr. Hibbert, and Krusty.

Yay for Democrats!

linds's picture

oh gods...

Needs a "spew warning", it's so funny -- I just lost my sprite all over my desk!


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Leisa's picture

Heard it before

but it gets funnier every time. :-)

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