Yeah, today I got my haircut and the lady barely spoke english. She was like, "Me nam' i' Xuan Thi. What nummer you?" and I was like, "Bitch, What!? Oh, I'm a number three." Ahe replied, "Nummer Terwee?""Yes, number three!" I replied. So she began....she didn't cut any hair! The only thing she cut was the air around me. Then she said, "Goo' enough?""Ummm..can you trim it a bit shorter?" I said. She got got pissed. Her boss then came over and said to her, "Don't let him go when you're done." I was like,"What did I do?" So the lady continued to cut the air around me. Then when she was done, her boss came over and gave me a real haircut. It was like an orgasm! I would have given it up for sex at the moment. When it was done she told me that she was new and from Hong Kong. I felt sorry for her and tipped her. That's it. Write to me for more!