If I die of the West Nile Virus from my mosquito bite, Leisa is in charge of my headstone.
I don't know how I will ever come up with something befitting of you in my griefstricken state, should the unthinkable occur.
Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka
Leisa, you would do me honor to come up with my mark on the world. It's someone like JB that would print something that would make my headstone a source of controvery for all eternity.
Your constant faith in me is astounding. I will dedicate my life to disappointing you never.
Mine would read:
Here lies a guy who all other guys decided to fuck with.....a waste of gay space. He will never rest peacefully
(sorry so morbid but if you read my other blog you would understand)