The Stars At Night, So Big And Bright....

Jazzer's picture

Hi kids!

I don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase:

* I play with the jazz band as the pre-dinner entertainment for this banquet for a national forensics competition for community colleges.

* (I play my ass off, by the way)

* There are a bunch of tables in the banquet room, all with numbers on them, and everybody is assigned to a table.

* I'm assigned to this table (with a few of my friends) along with this other group that's from Texas.

* Out of the 60-some tables there, I just happen to be sitting at the table with a bunch of flaming queens. :)

* I meet one of them, and start talking. We seem to hit it off really well.

* I had to leave.

* So I left.

* But NOT before giving him my card (SEE, I *TOLD* you they would come in handy) with my phone number on it.

* He calls me last night, but I was at work, so he got my voice mail.

* I return his call.

* We look at our respective schedules, and we decide the soonest we could meet up is Saturday.

* I'm rather excited to see what happens next.

:)

Michael

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JB's picture

???

you gonna wear the hat? or is that strictly for ropein em in?

JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

Jazzer's picture

Oh darling,

the Hat certainly will be worn. Indeed, I was wearing it when I met him.

On a side note, I was dressed in a fabulous outfit yesterday (because I had ANOTHER performance), and I went to work. After work, I changed out of my work drag into my cute outfit again (button-up pastel yellow shirt, my Jerry Garcia tie, slacks, jacket, and of course, the Hat), and went into downtown to eat. Some random guy--not even a bum--stopped me on the street and said, "Hey man, nice hat!" The day before that, a cute boy said to me in the halls, "Cool hat, man."

The Hat continues to change my life. If you let It, the Hat will change yours, as well.

Michael

Some people's kids...I tell ya!

JB's picture

me?

When can I get some hat action?

JB
Vice President and Drug Tzar of The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

Jazzer's picture

Simple,

when you start capitalizing "Hat."

Michael

Some people's kids...I tell ya!

adrian's picture

i also

want to see a piktcha of da Hat.

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Princess Adrian.
Lord Master Supreme of Webcode and Chairmen on the Department of Truthful Documents for The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

manzanaextasis's picture

the Hat!!!!

Oh when can we see the Hat?!?!?!?!
I hope it will work the magic in my life that it has in yours!!!

b

Jazzer's picture

Soon

Soon, my child. Very soon.

And if you truly believe in the Hat, then It will do wonderful, spectacular things for you. Perhaps, if you are as fortunate as I was, you'll walk into a store and see a magnificent Hat, much like I did, and it will do fantastic things for you. When you see your Hat, you'll know.

Michael

Some people's kids...I tell ya!

jeff's picture

Umm...

If you are at a table with flaming queens, isn't that just called the flaming queens table?

And forensics for community colleges? Is that like the special olympics of forensics? (I went to CC, so back off)

Jeff
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I am Willy Wonka.