If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in
queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
~ Robin Tyler
I'd rather be black than gay because when you're
black you don't have to tell your mother.
~ Charles Pierce
'You could move.'
~ Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," In response to a
reader who complained that a gay couple was moving
in across the street and wanted to know what he could
do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the
military is that the next time the government
mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead
of running off to Canada.
~ Lorne Bloch
Why can't they have gay people in the army?
Personally, I think they are just afraid of a
thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
~ Jon Stewart
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All
those women out there praying for a man, and I'm
giving them my share.
~ Rita Mae Brown
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture,
torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals.
Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should
be used as weapons.
~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate
You don't have to be straight to be in the military;
you just have to be able to shoot straight.
~ Barry Goldwater
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more
comfortable seeing two men holding guns than
~ Ernest Gaines
My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose
sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill
the world at large with surprise and horror.
~ W.Somerset Maugham
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
~ Author Unknown
If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female
homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."
~ Shelly Roberts
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen
because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There
was nothing latent about it.
~ Amanda Bearse
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove
of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.
~ Francis Maude
The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
~ Rita Mae Brown
(and, of course, the ever famous quote:)
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals
and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't
mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's
just that they need more supervision.
~ Lynn Lavner