I thought these were just some of the funniest I came across!:
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade!
Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs!
Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.
Yo' mama so poor, she can't afford to go window shopping!
Yo mama's so poor she had to put penny candy on layaway.
Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' mama so poor, her face is on a food stamp!
Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''.
Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast iinfections.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.
Why Do Why Leftist Gays Go Right?
Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya?
Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"