Yo Mama!

greyboi's picture

I thought these were just some of the funniest I came across!:

Yo Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade!

Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs!

Yo mama is so hairy that Tarzan couldn't get through her bush.

Yo' mama so poor, she can't afford to go window shopping!

Yo mama's so poor she had to put penny candy on layaway.

Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo' mama so poor, her face is on a food stamp!

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one''.

Yo mama's so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast iinfections.

Yo mama is so stupid that when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Yo mama's so stupid she thought asphalt was a rectal disorder.

Why Do Why Leftist Gays Go Right?

Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya?
Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.

Mistaken Identity
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

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Yo mama's so stupid she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death!

Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that twinkie!

Yo mama's so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her!

Yo mama's so stupid we said it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon!

Chief Political Right Hand Woman to Ceo, Founder and First Member of The Movement to Free Oompa Loompa Land from the Tryanicall Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka

adrian's picture

yo mamma

yo mama so slutty she can suck-start a harley.

Princess Adrian.
Lord Master Supreme of Webcode and Chairmen on the Department of Truthful Documents for The Movement To Free Ommpa loompa Land From The Tyrannical Rule Of The Evil Capitalsitic Despot Willy Wonka And Associates

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Yo mama...

...is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.



Some people's kids...I tell ya!