I am...

Desperately lonely and single... "I need some and soon!"
60% (24 votes)
Half of a lovey dovey couple... "We're just about married"
10% (4 votes)
Celibate for life... "I might as well become a nun or priest"
8% (3 votes)
A total slut... "So, what's my lover's name again?"
8% (3 votes)
Autosexual... "I find the best pleasure in the mirror"
15% (6 votes)
Total votes: 40


RoaG's picture


what about those of us that are just starting to date? like me! julie likes me!!! julie + lauren!!! wahahah!

ok, sorry...


Rachelle is still Great's picture


Hey, what about people like me?! Girls flirt with me endlessly, I ask them out, and they run away screaming! (i.e. Sam, Alecia, Jessi, Danielle...)

RoaG's picture


That would make me insane. Good thing girls don't flirt with me.

Hey, wait a minute...

*goes into a corner and gets depressed*


transalex's picture

Only my friends flirt with me

Only my friends flirt with me, and they don't mean it...

At one point I wanted to be a priest... lucky me, my sex life decided I am one anyway!!


Being a transgendered person who embarks upon transition is a jump off a cliff; you have no idea who you will be when you are done. All you know is that you can't stay where you are. ~ Patrick Califia

metrored's picture

wow, we're in the majority

Ahh desperately alone but not so enough to be celibate or auto-sexual (though for all intents and purposes...). It's nice to belong :)

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