Damn.. some of these are racy

adrian's picture

Anonymous confessions done dirt cheap (free)

confess

\con*fess"\, v. i. 1. to make confession; to disclose sins or faults, or the state of the conscience.
the idea is for anyone to anonymously confess to anything. it actually feels kind of good to know that someone will read it. this is completely confidential. no information about you or your computer is stored. in fact, nothing but the text you type, the current time, and a random number is stored. period.

For instance:

I'm having an affair with a married man who also has a little child.
I don't love him anymore, but I still want him to leave his wife and child for me.
I just want to win & I don't feel guilty.

My first girlfriend used to make me play this sick sex game where she would pretend to be an evil child-molesting aunty and I'd have to pretend to be a little boy who was trying to fend off her improper advances. It always ended with her finally overcoming my resistance and masturbating me. The worst part is that I enjoyed it, but it makes me feel awful when I think of it now. I think the reason she did it is that she had a slimy uncle who was always trying to fondle her.

There's more.. oh god there is so much more!!

suffragettecity's picture

racy indeedy

Holy shit! That sounds even better than the "Savage Love" in The Onion...

suffragettecity's picture

I like this one:

"I was getting really sick of a neighbour's white fluffy cat taking dumps in our garden, so I decided to get revenge on it.

"One day, I grabbed it and stuck it into a bucket filled with water and green food colouring I found in the cupboard. It struggled for a bit, but when it came out it was bright, lurid green. It ran off and an hour later, the doorbell rang and it was our neighbour with the green cat under his arm wanting to know if it was me who had dyed it.

"I laughed so much I nearly choked to death. I think he might have guessed that it was me."