Britney Spears....

7% (3 votes)
a whore
39% (17 votes)
Brilliant *and* a whore
16% (7 votes)
what's a Britney?
23% (10 votes)
makes me hot
16% (7 votes)
Total votes: 44


alice's picture


Alice Cooper had a T-shirt which he wore on stage which said 'Britney wants me' on the front and 'dead' on the back. He then got his daughter (Calico) to dress up as Britney and subsequently cut off her head with a guilotine. Isn't he a nice christian golf playing exjock?

PS - Pink and Christina are a lot fitter than Britney.

adrian's picture

britney spears

is a little two bit , no talent strumpet made up pop idol who is getting far too much screen time.

i avoid her and her 'music' as much as humanly possible.

I must however mention that I do really like Pink and Christina... perhaps because they have this little thing called 'talent' (which has nothing to do with which hearthrob boyband member you are dating, or how big your titjob is. )

Putting the HEAD back into Hedonism

adbak's picture

Word on the street...

Word on the street has it that Pink is bi. She likes boys, but she likes to have some women too. Or so I hear.

There was always something about her that intrigued me, and I guess she must have been pinging on my gaydar.

As per Christina, she has talent. She was voted as one of the top people with the best voices by some poll or other. I would look up these points to have some proof, but I'm too lazy right now.

RoaG's picture


oh hunny, Pink is old news!

;) (all the gay girls I hang out with talk about her queerness)

Ramblings of a Girl

ash_88's picture


ok well i'm gonna think with my sex drive for the moment so plz forgive me britney iz totally hot and if she wants to go round kissing girls that fine with me lol i dunno i luv britney and no matter how cluless or stupid she gets i will alwayz luv her lol

suffragettecity's picture

Britney Spears is the Antichrist

Regarding the Great Harlot of Babylon, Britney Spears, I don't have, have never had, and never will have any respect for that artless, talentless teen idol, whose success depends entirely on her fake boobies and "good looks."

Regarding her looks, I think she looks like a 16-year-old high school girl who smokes three packs of cigarettes per day and already has 8 children by different fathers; her beauty is only real as long as her capitalist bosses say it is, anyway. It's like the guys from the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync - why do people keep saying they're so cute? I've always thought they just look like the inbred guys from my old high school, only they're trying (unsuccessfully) to look cool and hip.

suffragettecity's picture

Boy Bands 'n Britney

I've always thought they just looked like mutants or space aliens or something - maybe they wear lots of make-up, or it's just because their clothes and their overall appearances always seem to clash. I once wrote a song called "Celebrities from the Black Lagoon" about how movie stars and pop singers get so much plastic surgery and change their styles so many times that they cease to be recognizable after a while (just look at Michael Jackson - that guy hardly even looks human these days).

I think that Britney and Madonna queering the MTV Video Music Awards and thus pissing off the conservative types is commendable, but that doesn't change my unimpeachable view that Britney is the Great Harlot of Babylon.

EAT a MIDGIT's picture


im srry....but i have to admit christina makes me fuckin hot!if i could fuck any girl in the world, it'd defienntly be christina.taht is BEFORE she gained weight n dyed her hair brown...that jsut blew it all to