CSI

crookedsmile's picture

I was watching CSI last night as per household mandate when I came to the
realization that a crime scene investigator can solve any mystery or answer
any question as long as he has a small glass vial with some stuff in it, and
an eyedropper full of Miracle Clear Question Answering Liquid. Apparently
ANYTHING can be determined by carefully placing the eyedropper with the
Miracle Liquid into the Vial of Questions. What is this liquid?

"Did Andrews kill his wife?"
"Hold on." (squeezes a drop of clear liquid into vial, shakes vial.)
"Sure did."

"So? How did Thompson die?"
"Hold on." (squeezes a drop of clear liquid into vial, shakes vial.)
"Oh, man. He was hit over the head with a lead pipe--the kind that plumbers
use, not the kind used in construction-- four times, and then someone spit on
his chin and wiped it away with a purple hankerchief that was handsewn in 1985."

"Who's going to win the Stanley Cup this year?"
"Hold on." (squeezes a drop of clear liquid into vial, shakes vial.) "Oh,
fuckin' A. Detroit. Again."

I want some Miracle Clear Question Answering Liquid.

Comments

niks121997's picture

Miracle Liquid

I would definitely buy that! I'm laughing out loud again. My roommates already think I'm insane so this just tops it off. :)

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."

crookedsmile's picture

Insaneness

Insane people always make better roomates.
You can tell your roomates that.
Cause if you really think about it, someone who'se curled up in a corner laughing,
isn't gonna steal your Kool Aid.
The shifty eyed roomate will.
Watch out for that one.

niks121997's picture

Kool Aid

LOL in my case it's water. Better not touch my Dasani!

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."

stars and nothing's picture

Hahahahaha

Ahahahahaha... hahaha ha... oh man.
You have to write more often. You're killing me.
love emily