1) I forgot my PIN number. I guess that's what happens when you carry a three
dollar balance in your checking account for four months. So if any of you know
my PIN, cough it up. I need it.
2) I did manage to scrape up enough change to buy myself a bottle of water...
which I promptly dropped and spilled all over myself. In front of, say, a
billion people. All of whom were carrying beverages successfully-- some with
only one hand. Show offs. I immediately felt like an orphan.
A thirsty orphan.
3) Is it currently "en vogue" to carry yourself as though you've been battling
malaria for the last six months?? I see all of these adorable grade nine girls
around with their tiny little jeans and their teeny little halter tops... even
though it's minus 15 celsius outside...and they shuffle around all round-shouldered
and neckless. I'm this close to carrying a ruler around with me, which makes
me feel sort of like an orphan, because aren't orphans sticklers for good
posture? Wait, maybe that's nuns.
Yeah, I don't really feel much like a nun. Nevermind.
4) Actually, I feel kind of guilty now. Everyone elses posts always have
something to do with them being gay. Mine are just... well... mine. I have
decided to add the sentence I AM GAY to each post. Hah! Now it looks like I