wha's the strangest/funny thing people have said to u?

morbid intentions 666's picture

"u'r a wanna-be lesbian"

-*sigh* idiot..lol! & he thinks "i'm trying to get his attention"
he thinks "cuz i lik him" *gags self*

"whenever u have sex w/ a guy u'r gonna say eww..eww each time utouch his *pe|l!$* (*censored*)"

-*thinks to self* Duh!! i'm in love w/ girls (not out)

adrian's picture

from a mailing list

A friend of mine has a home video of her first
oyster. She pours it into her mouth, gags and spits it onto the table
whilst exclaiming "fscking hell, it tastes like cum!"

She was twelve at the time, and her dad was filming it... *erk*

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Adrian
Putting the HEAD back into Hedonism

alice's picture

this girl was trying to explain how she felt

and she said

' i feel like condensed milk '

kinda a good way to explain things but so unusual and visually funny i had to laugh

adrian's picture

tastes differ

Scruffy the Vampire Slayer's picture

how funny is that?

God it would be so funny if that was sent into one of those home video things. I would laugh so hard. I'd love to her dad's reaction.
"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it" Buffy- The Gift

morbid intentions 666's picture

bad daddy

omg! the dad filmed it LMAO! wha'd he say?
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RoaG's picture

pertaining to the subject of sexual orientation:

someone once said to me that he thought i just said i was confusing my sexuality for queerness as an extention of my political activism.

or some bullshit like that.

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Ramblings of a Girl

RoaG's picture

pertaining to the subject of sexual orientation:

someone once said to me that he thought i was just confusing my sexuality for queerness as an extention of my political activism.

or some bullshit like that.

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Ramblings of a Girl