Ditziest

Anonymous's picture

My sister got a book called Daily Spark. It has little writing exercises. One was to write a conversation between two the ditziest peole you can imagine. I wrote two of them. Suffer through them, especially the second. Everyone I've read them to has said that the second one is really funny. Hope you like! Btw: Sorry if this offends anyone.

Convo # 1:
"Like...omygod."
"What? psh."
"You wouldn't even like, begin to imagine how like horrible last night was!"
"Well, like, what happened? psh."
"I was like out to dinner. And the waiter like spilled really hot coffee on like my nails."
"psh."
"And then my like flower decals like melted off!"
"pssshhh!"
"I know, right?"
"Totally. psh."
"So then I like went back to the nail salon to like buy more, like, flower things. And they were like sold out!"
"Like, whatever. psh."
"I know, right?"
"Toally. psh."

Convo # 2:
"Do you like think this skirt makes my butt look big?"
"Totally!"
"That was like, sooo not funny."
"I know, right?"
"So, does it like really make my butt look big?"
"Like... no."
"Like, okay. Like cool. Are you SURE this skirt doesn't make my butt look big?"
"Like... no."
"Like no you're not sure, or like no, it makes my butt look big?"
"Like no, I'm like sure."
"Okay. So like are you like SURE this skirt doesn't like make my butt look big?"
"Like, no."
"psh. Like, whatever."
-- There's a knock at the door. It's the totally hott date. --
"Like, omygod he's here!"
"He's like... totally hott!"
The date says, "Hey. You look nice. But that skirt makes your butt look big."

Comments

jdub's picture

Ditzy people

are your girls meant to be Valley Girls circa 1985, or is that just the impression that I get

i kiss girlz's picture

Lmao

Hysterical. Loved it.

*If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?*

a restless heart's picture

lol

that's funny.
--aubrey--