I think my friend thinks I'm a lesbian. I really dont feel like writing down the whole conversation but basicaly she's all "I wonder what its like to be a lebian" and then goes on for a while about how she doesnt know. then when she asks if I understand I ask her if she s just crypticly asking if I like girls. she SAYS no, she would just ask but then she all "Im not homophobic" and then the conversation ends.
It all feels highly sureal. not helped by reading "amghegorey", I'm sure. ("A is for Amy, assulted by bears"; "B is for basil who fell down the stairs"... and so on.) but yeah.