What Song Makes You Want to Vomit?

KieBem81's picture

I want to cry everytime (and not in joy ) everytime i hear

i dunno who sings it but i hate it with a passion:

"you raise me up so i can stand on mountains"...eweeeeee..i hear it at work ALL THE TIME

i also hate that popular los lonely boyz song....eweee..

and anything by sugar ray...hmm

what do you guys hate?...dont be shy :)

cnn*

OverlappingElvis's picture

The list goes on...

* Hero, for oh so many reasons.
* Hamster Dance, because this kid I know used to play that song incessantly wherever he could find a boombox and it was bad enough the first time, but after a few dozen plays... Jesus, that song needs do die.
* Pretty much anything by Creed. I have little patience for anything quite that earnest.

I actually can't think of very many things right now. I think that's probably a good thing. Maybe I'm being more positive. Or maybe I'm just tired and sick and can't think of any songs.

Peace.

KieBem81's picture

OHH i forget them- they suck..sorry if you like creed :(

"If you love someone, tell them for hearts are often broken by words left unspoken"

1 in 3 women think of having sex or experimenting with other women

"Should I smile because we're friends or frown because thats all we'll ever be?"

cnn* :)

Cruelty_Always's picture

What sucks now.

All songs start to suck that have been played on the radio sufficiently frequently. I will list a few songs that actually induced nausea the first time I heard them. Many of them still induce nausea now.

There's a song out there that goes "Because of you..." and it's some bitch singing Whitney Houston-like about how she "learned to stay on the safe side" because some guy dumped her. (Most women would have another guy at the ready, in case of this situation. That she didn't suggests that she may be highly undesireable for some easily-discoverable reason.) The song really sucks, and I wouldn't mind if I never heard it ever again, from now till my deathday.

Because I avoid the radio (because radio broadcasters are so good at picking only the very worst songs to play, and they play them in loop mode for years on end), I must stretch back pretty far to think of other songs that I hate as much as the above. I hate any song where a male singer makes his voice sound like that of a woman. A song about Superman having "somthing special inside of [him]" comes to mind here. No doubt the "special" thing inside of him is a dildo shoved up his ass (or maybe it's Lex Luthor's cock). After pulling it out, he then engages in coprophilia with the shit-stained phallus.

On the topic of cocks, the Blink-182 song about your mom sucking my cock blows goats. So do all other songs by that band.

I hurled a good one when I heard Tal Bachman squealing out his womanly tune that goes, "She's so hiiiiiiiiiiigh! High above me!"

All songs about Superman or other similar comic-book characters suck, including the one mentioned above, the song "Kryptonite", and that "Hey Now You're an All-Star" song, found on the soundtrack of a movie about superheroes that is even dumber than the song. Most, if not all, of the songs made by the same bands that made those two songs also suck to the point of vomiting.

Creed is broken up now, but they were very good at missing the good chords in favor of shitty-sounding ones, and tossing corny Christian lyrics into their music. All those who have heard the song "Higher" realize that it is a song about the Christian concept of Heaven. That song blows bulls, horses, and swine in addition to goats.

That brings me to country music. "Letters from Home" sucks. So does that one song about a man an woman who both commit suicide in their respective mobile homes, because each spent years believing the other didn't love them. I can't remember specific lyrics on that one. Not all country music sucks, but I'm only mentioning the names and identifying characteristics of songs that do suck.

Female singers seem to be pretty good at producing vomit-inducing music. Long ago there was a particularly sickening song that went "You already won me over, in spite of me, etc." It might have been sung by Alanis Morrisette, but any of the white, teenage singers of the day would have sounded the same. And while I'm on the subject of Morrisette, her song about irony that contains no examples thereof is a biohazard. It may cause the Avian flu to spread among humans, resulting in an epidemic of vomiting that will not end during our lifetimes. It must be permanently removed from all radio playlists at once.

While I don't care for Britney Spears, her music isn't to the point that it makes me puke.

I don't see why so many on this board hate rap. A real rap song beats any of the aforementioned songs. For some reason, _real_ rap is almost never played on the radio, even on stations that claim to be pitching to Black markets (on those stations, the "lovely lady lump" song, and the "don't you wish your girlfriend" song, both of which suck, and both of which are sung by caucasians, are heard far more often than anything that resembles rap).

I was brought here by an attempt to Google the "lovely lady lump" song to find out just what part of the body the phrase "lady lump" is supposed to refer to. I found no answers. Obviously, this page only appeared near the top because it's a blog, and blogs have a sick way of getting irrelevant content to the top of Google search results.

micky's picture

i have a t-shirt that says 'e

i have a t-shirt that says 'even jesus hates creed'.

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flushd's picture

LOL...love it!

I need me one of those t's.

Army_your_green's picture

Rod stewart after he turned i

Rod stewart after he turned into sappy love song freak!
Candle in the wind by Elton John (I love others by Elton John by the way)
Anything that isn't within my range of music options, which basically only includes rock, i won't even bother listening to.
I am a barbi girl...kill me before i have to listen to that shit

~If we were all the same, life would be boring

jdub's picture

all of Maroon 5's songs sicken me

"you raise me up so i can stand on mountains"--that wouldn't happen to be the song You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban would it? As for myself, I don't like christian music

I too hate Heaven by Los Lonely Boys

I also can't bring myself to like Eminem's Like Toy Soldiers. I'm an Eminem fan but I just don't like what he did to the original Toy Soldiers song by Martika. Maybe it's just that I don't like people screwing around with my beloved 80s music

tarni's picture

*wonders* I don't like Eminem

*wonders* I don't like Eminem, but my sister does, so I've heard their songs over and over. (I admit, a couple are okay.) However, I do like the chorus bit of the Toy Soldiers song, the singing. Is that what the original song was like? Because if it is, I'm going to find it somehow!

For other stuff, I hate most rap, hip-hop, and country stuff. Rock is more my scene, I'll listen to pop although it's not my first choice, metal is okay occassiaonlly and the right sort. Alternative is quite interesting, but I've only run across a few, and they've been quite different, so that genre(or non-genre?) is very selective methinks. Ocassionally an instrumental piece is very nice to listen to. I like to fall asleep to them.

Tarni.

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"People who take you at face value will always be your true friends. Truth + laughter = good friendships."
--milly the fairy

suffragettecity's picture

music to puke to

Anything by Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or 98 Degrees.

"Sometimes a little brain damage helps."
-- George Carlin

brian24139's picture

Some song that makes me wanna

Some song that makes me wanna puke hmmmm, Most likely anything by backstreet boys or nsync, britney and christina are still relatively tolerable. Now for a song that doesn't make me want to puke, Karma by alicia keys

~± Brian ±~

Darkest Dream's picture

Many things

Maroon 5 ... I hate that!
50 cent ... don't tell me that's music
and
Ashlee Simpson ... she's trying to make too much out of nothing

All rap... ewww give me some yelling or something, but not druged rappers...

Sorry ... we all have different tastes!!
>> Am I Souless or only Blinded by Darkness? <<

NovaCat's picture

Instead of songs, I'll just p

Instead of songs, I'll just post bands that make me vomit, or, when convenient, genres:

Slipknot (oh dear god I hate them), Creed, Nickelback, Hoobastank, Staind, Puddle of Mudd, Trapt, Cradle of Filth (the worst band name of all time), Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Linkin Park (actually, they're very talented, they just don't use it), almost all rap (I like some of the really old stuff like Run DMC and Public Enemy), modern R&B (except Joss Stone and Alicia Keys), 80's hair bands (like Whitesnake, Quiet Riot, etc., all except for Def Leppard, who are awesome), Van Halen (I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar), Styx, Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon, all boy bands, all wannabe-diva people like Britney Spears, etc., but especially Jessica Simpson (because she is disgusting and her music sucks too), the Steve Miller Band (sorry, they just annoy me), Lynyrd Skynyrd (they have, what, four good songs?), all country except for Willie Nelson and the Indigo Girls, if they even count as country, Widespread Panic . . . oh god, I could go on and on.

Darkest Dream's picture

hey NovaCat

What do you like then in music?
I'm curious coz the only things left are classic and country not that i have something against that ;)
>> Am I Souless or only Blinded by Darkness? <<

Aedyn's picture

Yeah, I'd have to second that

Yeah, I'd have to second that... it seems there's quite a bit you don't like... Perhaps you're just picky.

It seems to me you chose one band out of every genre of music and labeled all the others as poser types...

You can never beat time, but you can sure put up a hell of a fight.

Zarylya's picture

Music...

I love music, but there are some artists or songs I can't bear!
I hate Diana Krall's music, 50 cents's music, and most of the rappers music. I don't have anything against them, but some singers aren't able to make a song popular without being half-nude(if it's not more!) I think that when you have talent, people should admire you because of this talent of yours, not 'cause you have a lovely little butt!!! I'm talking, of course, about some american stars...Anyway, these are my opinions...( sorry if my english isn't that good, this isn't my first language!)

Whispering Rebel's picture

Well.....

Ashlee Simpson: Just imitating her sister
50 Cent: more like 25 cent

And I absolutely HATE " Fuck You, You Hoe (I Dont Want You Back)"
NEED I SAY MORE

all rap sucks...cant spell crap without rap!

~Jessie~

Aedyn's picture

Yeah, that song's Josh Groban

Yeah, that song's Josh Groban... or however you spell that shit...

Anyway, the all-time, oh-my-fucking-god-kill-me song that I absolutely and positively despise is Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional. I can take a little emo music but this is just disgustingly overdone in that genre. I HATE that song...

Oh, anything rap usually gets me up in a knot. So bad... so bad... so bad...

Although I do like some R&B and the occasional rap song that means more than sex, drugs, kicking the shit out of somebody and other such cock-waving nonsense.

ie: I like Changes by Tupac a lot. There's some real poetry there.

BTW- I happen to like Creed, but I do understand why people would shy away. The pretensious idiot who sings the songs annoys me to no end, but I can enjoy his music without liking the man. Anyway, I can't listen to them overlong, I feel my mind melting away if I do...

Anyways, I get kinda disappointed with some modern music, for example, Taking Back Sunday, (most)Yellowcard, Less Than Jake, etc. There's just so much mediocrity...

But just about anything else I can get into very easily.

You can never beat time, but you can sure put up a hell of a fight.

Bohemian Rhapsody's picture

I absolutely cannot stand Shi

I absolutely cannot stand Shiny Happy People by REM any absulotely ALL country music (not folk, country)

Other than that tho, I'm pretty good at tolerating. Although, rock and punk are much more tolerated than poprock (actually, I can't tolerate poprock...I think I hate pop rock even more than pop itself...and rap too, I can't stand most of rap, cuz rap is about rhymes and if your rhymes don't have a substance you shouldn't be rhymin' at all)

I think I'm done now.

RadclyffeGeek's picture

Rap- mostly rap drives me mad

Rap- mostly rap drives me mad (there are VERY few exceptions, I quite like DeLaSoul- Magic Number for some reason!)
Slipknot- Never liked them, and it's not just the fatc the masks scare the sh*t out of me!
Busted- I could deal with one of their songs, but eventually they all just sounded the same. Thank Goddess they've finally split!
xxxxLisa

I lived my life in shadow- never the sun on my face
It didn't seem so sad though, I figured that was my place.

Ellin's picture

omg i HATE that song too, an

omg i HATE that song too, an ex bf a longtime ago sang it OUTSIDE my window at 12 one night, woke my whole house lol it was sooo bad haha soo corny, imean sweet gesture, but just way to corny for me lol

NovaCat's picture

I actually didn't like Yellow

I actually didn't like Yellowcard until I saw them live. I was really impressed with how good they are. I'd say they're probably among the best emo has to offer.

Possibly the one song that makes me want to puke EVERY TIME I hear it is "Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It's so . . . pretentious, which I realize is ironic in a couple of ways because A)it's supposedly about being a 'simple man', and B)I am obsessed with progressive rock, which is hardly unpretentious. But seriously, this song goes on and on, in Southern Rock Power Ballad fashion, about how you need to live as a 'simple man' and 'remember that there is someone up above' and so on, and grow up in a small town where everyone knows everyone and that being simple means you're automatically honest and moral and on and on with bullshit. Oh god. It's so preachy and full of connotations that it manages to be whinily pretentious while denigrating pretentiousness. I want to DESTROY the radio every time I hear that song.

Aedyn's picture

OMG! I love that song! lol, m

OMG! I love that song! lol, maybe we're just on opposite sides of the spectrum...

And Yellowcard... I dunno... they're one of those bands that can go either way for me really... One day I hate them, another I like em. But really, the former days occur more than the latter.

BTW- Nova, you like Dream Theater? Or Rush? I dunno... you seem to be talking about progressive rock a bit.

You can never beat time, but you can sure put up a hell of a fight.

flushd's picture

I love prog-rock...I even love its cheesy pretentiousness:)

DreamTheater kicks ass! Also, Liquid Tension Experiment is some great stuff to make love to:)
Sassy!

I can honestly see why people would hate the song "Simple Man". I love it though. It was one of the first songs I learned on guitar, so it has a special place in my heart. Also, you can find me strumming it when I am so piss-assed drunk I can't play anything else:)

Agarwaen's picture

I'm sort of...narrow...when i

I'm sort of...narrow...when it comes to music. I don't even have a clue what most of you people are talking about. I have never heard of any of these bands...songs...whatever. But I can say that I can't stand rap, and most rock, and metal (is that a genre?), and country, and R&B, and whatever else "in vogue" music I don't know of. Maybe I'm just close-minded. I find it really hard to just listen to the radio. It hurts my ears. Don't even mention the bands you listen to, I'll have no idea what you're talking about. Umm...I guess I'm more of a classical geek. Cello makes me cry (in a good way).

"What does an eternity of damnation matter to one who has experienced for one moment the infinity of delight?" - Baudelaire

Aedyn's picture

Yeah, there's nothing like cl

Yeah, there's nothing like classical music. If done really well it almost can touch your soul. Do you like Rachmaninoff?

You can never beat time, but you can sure put up a hell of a fight.

skip's picture

There is none...

...better than the God of music himself:
Mozart and his Requiem!

Agarwaen's picture

Are you KIDDING me?

Listening to Rachmaninoff = orgasm.

I haven't stopped spazzing yet over his beautifully violent pieces. Third Concerto being one of them. GOD, if I could play just one of his solo masterpieces half-decently I'd die of ecstasy. (*cough* Vocalise *cough*)
Salute to Chopin, too. He cracked my ice-encased heart with those nocturnes.

giney's picture

Absolutely HATE Nickelback!

there was a girl in my high school who looked like Chad Kroger - distgusting right - you think she would do something different with her hair .. *shudder*.
I hate anything: Nickelback and Nickelback-esque, Shaggy, One Ton (super sex world), The Darkness, Ja Rule, Chingy, Enrique Iglesias and Ricky Martin. I'm glad that latin invasion period is over ..

morbid intentions 666's picture

rap...pffft!

hate any rap songs calling girls hoes, hoochies,,,sluts etc.....argh.....i wanna shoot thm choke em whatever probably wouldnt...
bodygauards r scary o.9
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"keep ur thorns,cuz m running away" -Mudvayne
"A powerful festering energy roots itself in this land and carves a crest of blood"bcuz humans r so very simple" -fullmetal alchemist(lust)

random's picture

commercial rock.

nuff said. (if i actually started we'd be here all night...)

adrian's picture

Umm ..

Most everything they play on radio these days. actually.

Teenpop (britney and that cow j.lo)
Hip-pop .. A friend of mine refers to the new hip-pop (like hip-hop, but crapper)
compilations albums as "Now that's what I call ringtones volume X"
Rap.
Nu-Metal.

I _do_ like folk rock, indie and loads of odd little electronica genres (electro, etc)

---
Adrian
Putting the HEAD back into Hedonism

It's cute how you believe in things. - Slither

micky's picture

most everything they play on

most everything they play on COMMERCIAL radio. and the DJs make me want to stab myself in the ears. tripple J rocks.

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Jazzer's picture

*barf*

That one Celiene (sp?) Dion chick and "My Heart Will Go On." Good God, I can't believe that some people had the bad taste to request that song at their funerals. Hopefully death will grant them more wisdom than their lives did.

While I'm at it, I'm not quite sure why Josh Groban is so popular. Sure, I'd give him the f*cking of his life if he appeared in my bed, but honestly kids, he's a BARITONE--and a LYRIC baritone at that. Meh. It's enough to drive me to drinking.

Michael

Some people's kids...I tell ya!

KieBem81's picture

so thats his name....

i recently saw him on VH1 hes ok..im gay but objectively speaking lol he's cute-- but jesus why must he sing that god awful song---it makes me want to sit in a corner, hold my ears and rock back and forth until its over and done with for at least 5 minutes...

"If you love someone, tell them for hearts are often broken by words left unspoken"

1 in 3 women think of having sex or experimenting with other women

"Should I smile because we're friends or frown because thats all we'll ever be?"

cnn* :)

Paladin's picture

It sucks if it's country or h

It sucks if it's country or hip-hop, with exceptions. Can't really stand too much about some hip-hop music. Maybe it be the themes in the music (which are often misogynistic and homophobic), the or the fact that to me dressing with a lot of bling and overly baggy clothing doesn't look good on guys. However, some of the Black Eyed Peas songs are good.

I used to like Linkin Park. I liked all songs on Hybrid Theory (LP's first album), but only some of the songs they did afterwards. Then of course there are a thousand and one bands with similar sounds, all of which are good, like Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nickelback, Hoobastank and Goo Goo Dolls. Of course they sound different, but it is more likely that you will like the others if you like one. Moby is also good. The avenues to explore other genres of music are quite limited where I am.

I also like some musicals, like Phantom of the Opera, largely because I can play it on piano while I sing.

Dave

Fairylover2008's picture

your song then mine

Your song "Raise me up" BUT I don't know who sings
it. Songs I don't like is almost anything Country
don't like Rap, Don't Like latin music, don't
much care for pop anymore.
I am into Rock and thats about it

What you see's not what you get with you there's just
no measurement no way to tell what's real from whar isn't
there your eyes they sparkled that's all changed into
lies that drop like acid rain Kelly Clarkson Gone

micky's picture

not songs, just bands

simple plan, good charlotte, the offspring, sum 41, blink 182, green day. all that pop-punk bullshit. and bands like slipknot and disturbed (and the people who think they are "so fucking hardcore" for listening to them). and bad emo music (dashboard confessionals, etc, but i do like some, such as bright eyes).

OVER AND OUT.

screv's picture

slipknot, disturbed. they mig

slipknot, disturbed. they might try and look hard but they make fucking good noise

she holds the pen that spells the end

micky's picture

no. OVER AND

no.

OVER AND OUT.

BehindBlueEyes's picture

yyyyyeah

Woo for Bright Eyes!!!
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"You only hold me up like this cuz, you dont know who i really am..."

micky's picture

FUCK YEAH!!!!

i saw them live!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RadclyffeGeek's picture

I liked Green Day's older stu

I liked Green Day's older stuff, Basket Case used to be my most played song on my MP3, but I'm getting a bit sick of them now.

There's a song in England by a guy called Akon. It's Mr. Lonely and features a chipmunk style voice singing in the background, "Mr. Lonely, I'm soooo lonely," which is the worst song I have heard for a while. A lot of RnB style music drives me crazy too- but I could rant for ages about that so I won't bother here for fear of driving you all away.

I used to be a massive Good Charlotte fan as well, but I've got really annoyed with them now- not sure why but the songs grate on my nerves.
xxxLisa

So long and thanks for all the fish.


Geek It Til' It MHz

Mdmoon8's picture

i hate rap and country...all

i hate rap and country...all of it...ALL!!..its just yucky...Josh Groban is nice, but its getting old...i hate Slipknot and Creed...the only things i like to listen to are Alanis Morissette *if anyone complains, i will shoot you =P* System of a Down, Irish/folk music, and classical. Ive been listening to Tchaikovsky lately..very nice...
Does this life go on forever? Do the things we do, last never?Should we all give up and stop? Or live life 'till we drop?

RadclyffeGeek's picture

Heya, Alanis Morissette rocks

Heya, Alanis Morissette rocks!! I like a lot of classical too, and Irish music is so beautiful.
xxxLisa

So long and thanks for all the fish.


Geek It Til' It MHz

Lit From Inside's picture

Meep!

Alanis Morisette kicks ass!

Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes: he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases. -Lewis Carroll, a man with little sense, and much imagination

suffragettecity's picture

Just about every pop song out

Just about every pop song out there, except for "Dragostea din tei," and the "Happy Birthday" song. I've always hated singing "Happy Birthday," and I can't stand having it sung to me. I really don't know why, either.

"Sometimes a little brain damage helps."
-- George Carlin

Daelus's picture

Britney!

Every song by Britney Spears apart from
'Hit Me Baby One More Time' or whatever it's
called. I have some weird fascination with
that song. I fear I may buy it at some point
on CD. Eep!
But after that she became just noise.

I thought I wouldn't like country music, but
I wasn't fit to judge it until I heard
Christian Kane sing! His country music
is brilliant. He has an amazing voice. Although
I've only heard him sing one song.

"If nothing we do matters, then all that
matters is what we do."

Tjedza's picture

ugh all songs by beyonce i h

ugh all songs by beyonce
i h8 cater 2 u by destiny's child... the worst song ever for me.

out of my mind... back in 5 minutes.
i'm not afraid of death, i just dont wanna be there when it happens.

Snowed_in1014's picture

RAP SUCKS A**!!

I hate all rap with a passion but the song i hate the most is some retarded song where it goes "I know you want to you think that your shit dont stank but roses really smell like poopoopoo"
Dont you agree that song sounds wicked STUPID! I dont even know if those are the words. I actually had to listen to it today at the cookout i was at...grrr! And i also hate pop music too like the song "you make me wanna lala" or whatever the fuck its called...thats so stupid. I can just picture her thinking about Ryan Cabrareara whatever and being like "LALALALALA!" in her kitchen on her floor...

Patch's picture

I like the lala song :( "

I like the lala song :(

"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."