Don't you just love bad jokes hehehe

rowanxxraven's picture

My friend Jessie absolutely loves bad jokes so because of her I too developed a love of bad jokes. Here are some jokes to make you laugh and groan:
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.
2.Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says," I've lost an electron." The other says, Are you sure?" The first replies," I'm positive..."
3.A jumper cable walks into a bar. tyhe bartender says,"I'll serve you but don't start anything."
4.A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (don't be offended please it's just a joke)
5.Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.(again don't be offended it's just a joke)
6.A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,"Doctor,doctor I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,"I know you can't-I've cut of your arms!"

Hope you had fun laughing(or groaning)at my jokes.

Comments

ahrounoftheearth's picture

lol

hahaha, they are really bad. i'll post some other bad jokes when i remember them, if you'd like :-)

rowanxxraven's picture

Yes please

Bad jokes from anywhere are always welcome. Bring on the jokes! hehehe

taste the rainbow's picture

Bad jokes are great, I got ho

Bad jokes are great, I got hooked on them last year thanks to this one girl. Usually I end up laughing at them because they're so bad.

"What they don't know can't hurt them

but it sure as hell can hurt me"

bulldyke's picture

heeheehee

i love it!!! and it's great for oasis. some good laughs are great. i'll post some, too. i've got some great ones......somewhere *looks around*

Bulldyke
"Live strong, make Sappho proud."

FlameFish08's picture

yes please

i love jokes, any kind. if anyone has any bad jokes, or good ones, please post. looking forward to some good laughs...