"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" and other gay(ish) quotes...

Barralai's picture

I am working a shirt that says "save a horse, ride a cowboy" on it, and i was wondering if you guys have heard any quotes that are gay or can sound gay coming out of a certian type of persons mouth...

bibibutterfly's picture

I just heard a really funny o

I just heard a really funny one, it went: "Straight? So is spaghetti....Until you heat it up" lololol

the world turns beneath my feet,
and only my breath is still,
in the living night.

sportytatu's picture

um

straight as a circle

people say love is blind, then isnt it blind for gender as well?

id walk through hell in a gasoline suite to keep playing softball.

Lilyweed's picture

Good Gay Quotes

I've met some women who can't say the word "lesbian"- even when their mouth is full of one.

Isn't it a violation of the Sodomy Law for the Georgia Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?

When I was in the army I got a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.

Poverty. War. Murder. Equal Rights for Gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?

For more, go to www.quotegarden.com

NovaCat's picture

Hear, hear! Technically, t

Hear, hear!

Technically, though, the Sodomy Laws across the nation have been rendered federally unconstitutional by that recent Supreme Court ruling. Thank god.

stars and nothing's picture

haha

Yours are the awesomest by far.
(awesomest? maybe a word, maybe not?)

also, the one about spaghetti.

once saw a boy wearing a shirt that said "RECRUITER" in big sparkly rainbow letters.

emily

unicornz's picture

hahaha

save a tree, eat a beaver.

haha u guys r so funny! i love these

zephyr013's picture

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
/z

rowie's picture

some of my favourites

these are old but still great:
>pink sheep of the faimly
>straight as a rainbow
>my sexual orientation? horizontal usually
>yes i am, no you cant watch.
>*my mother made me a lesbian *if i gave her the wool would she make one too?

**you must be the change you wish to see in the world**

SupahOompaLoompa's picture

Here's One

"The world is your oyster. . .So eat it."

nikodemus's picture

My personal Favorite

'Gay by nature, absolutely fabulous by choice.'

jacjessen90's picture

^the story of my life...(i wish)^

"look at him! i would die for him! i would kill for him! either way, what bliss!" ~gomez addams

tastetherainbow's picture

'I don't mind straight people

'I don't mind straight people.. As long as they act GAY in public!'

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." - Robin Tyler
-boiiz...[beatriz]...smell-

TtRskittles69's picture

OMG, I have to use some of these...

My mother has a shirt that says:
"Grow your own dope, Plant a man"...
I thought it was hilarious, because she is always teasing me about having girls like me...
And me and my g/f made one up, kinda:
"Straight? Hell Yeah!!! As straight as a hoola-hoop!"

~*~Casey~*~
~I want to cry, but my pride won't let me.
~If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

tastetherainbow's picture

a qood one...

We love men. We just don't want to see them naked.

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." - Robin Tyler
-boiiz...[beatriz]...smell-

TtRskittles69's picture

I have another one, my friend

I have another one, my friend worte it to school on a t-shirt, and I just had to put it on here:
FORGET THE BULL, RIDE THE COWBOY.

~*~Casey~*~
~I want to cry, but my pride won't let me.
~If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

DiscSpinnerDude's picture

My ex bought a pink girl's sh

My ex bought a pink girl's shirt with green letters on it that reads

"I'm cuter than your girlfriend."

-sighs, rolls eyes, is glad he's single-

Army_your_green's picture

heres one my friend once said to me...

eating right is important...especially when eating out

~If we were all the same, life would be boring

soyunmaricion's picture

hahah

Hhahah! this is hillarious! i like the pink "i'm cuter than your boyfriend" one (cuz its true, duh!) but i made up a few just a couple of weeks ago.....*remebers* oh, yeah!

"I cant even think straight..."
"I *heart* Cali boys"
"I'm so gay i make even YOU look straight."
"I gave your dad a boner."
"If your preacher says its wrong to be gay, then why does he always want me to come over on saturday nights?"
"George Bush says being gay is wrong...thats just cuz he's never been with the right guy."

feetanimal's picture

from a song

That quote isn't just a gay thing, it really depends who's saying/wearing it. But there's a country song all about "save a horse, ride a cowboy" and it is DEFFINATELY not a gay quote in that song. It talks about him going into town to see all the pretty girls or something...i donno, don't like country but i heard the song the other day.

but hey, it can really be taken either way.

Rekka's picture

They make a shirt that says "

They make a shirt that says "Save a horse, ride a cowboy".

"Why is it that as a society, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"

toriisinsane's picture

Saw this on a t-shirt

"Nobody knows I'm gay"
It was written in big letters, too.

Sometimes I lie awake at night staring at the stars and wondering where the hell is my ceiling?

Duct Tape Fairy's picture

closet

My friend has a pin that says "Closets are for fabulous shoes, not people."

jacjessen90's picture

shoes, clothes, maybe a few skelitons..

but poeple....., never!
"look at him! i would die for him! i would kill for him! either way, what bliss!" ~gomez addams

RainbowCommie's picture

'Let's get one thing straight: I'm not.'

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to have him hold in high regard not those who think differently, but those who think the same.
-Nietzsche (no I don't mind quoting him even though I disagree with almost everything he said, his realization that one's

Chizuna san's picture

"Marriage is SO gay"

"Marriage is SO gay"

screv's picture

from layer cake

hetro sex is for fags

she holds the pen that spells the end

firedragon922's picture

*poke*

I was thinking about coming out with something shirt that says

"I'm a closet gay... but this is an old T-shirt"

musicmakeraudrey's picture

Here is some quotes that I li

Here is some quotes that I liked I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner? ~Rob Nash
My mom blames California for me being a lesbian. "Everything was fine until you moved out there." "That's right, Mom, we have mandatory lesbianism in West Hollywood. The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my wardrobe. ~Coley Sohn
The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~Karen Williams

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jacjessen90's picture

mine is:...

all of my family membors are leprichains...but i'm the only rainbow!

"look at him! i would die for him! i would kill for him! either way, what bliss!" ~gomez addams

bleepbleepflashbleep's picture

not really a quote but...

i saw this really awesome shirt once, it was bright pink, with multicolored shiny letters that said DOES THIS SHIRT MAKE ME LOOK GAY? and a unicorn.
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you're something to die for.

duct tape godess's picture

=]]

i could eat a peach all day

wanna go find nemo with me?

come out come out where ever you are!?

"There was never any good old days
They are today, they are tomorrow
It's a stupid thing we say
Cursing tomorrow with sorrow"
-Gogol Bordello

oldfoxbob's picture

ah yes

So many men...so little time!

Genius is not a sign of intelligence, but rather
that of common sense. Humor is the best pain pill.

ferrets's picture

haha

straights are just like gays, they come in all flavors of the rianbow

love is when you think about them twice for every other thought...or is that obsession? is there a differnce beetween those two things?