The Horrors of Shoe Shopping

Lit From Inside's picture

Oh god. I think I'm going insane. This is so hugely ridiculous. DO NOT POKE FUN...
Ok. Shoe shopping, horror of all horrors (I lie, shoe shopping is quite an experience, if you're in to fashion and all that crap, which I am)...mucho enjoyable, if not somewhat disturbing. Have you seen some of the shoes out there today? Gaah. Anyways, all was going well, just minding my business looking all queer with my 'hawk and my vans, when whaddya know it, there's my good friend (let's call her 80s Girl, cause she's obsessed with them) shopping for a dress to wear to her sisters graduation. 80s girl is the one I have a horrible all-encompassing crush on, despite her being my closest friend. Anyhoo, I ducked between the shoe racks to hide from her, and despite my mum thinking that I was crazy, all went well. Until I ran into this gorgeous girl from behind. Seriously, things like that aren't supposed to happen. So. I ran into her (sort of like a red headed Katie Holmes) and I was so embarrassed. Then she just walked away and I couldn't stop staring at her as I tried on a few more pairs of shoes. Eventually I worked up the nerve to talk to her, she thought I was a guy. Ugh. I didn't look nearly that androdgynous. I WAS SO PISSED OFF!!! Anyhoo. That's about it. Going to the park to play some ultamite later this afternoon. Twill be highly fun, if I don't think about my hw too much while I play.


Daisy's picture


Hee hee hee... I'm glad to see some one else crashes into beautiful girls in stores. Happens to me all the time.

Also, no fair! I've always kinda wanted to be mistaken for a guy... Unfortunately, I'm like. Not even a teenie bit androgynous. Oh well.


These seconds when I'm shaking leave me shuddering for days.