Secret Celeb Crushes...Gay and Straight

Icarus's picture

So, trying to find a lighter note here; who's your celeb crush, gay, straight or both? It can be more than one in both categories. I'll go first.

Angelina Jolie; those lips, those eyes, that voice, that bod! Mmmmm....
Jorja Fox; has the cutest grin in the world! Watch some early episodes of CSI: and you'll see.
Julia Stiles; can beat out Kirsten Dunst anytime.

Straight Crush:
William Petersen; also of CSI: fame. Just has the most adorable smile. I guess it's just the Elektra complex com back to haunt me.

micky's picture

jake gyllenhaal peter seller

jake gyllenhaal
peter sellers (not really, but hes so cool)
malcom mcdowell
maggy gyllenhal (watch the secretary, she's hot stuff)
conner osberst (do they have to be actors?)
robert smith
elliott smith (do they have to be alive?)
ben lee
uma thurman (pulp fiction uma, not kill bill uma)
brandon lee (again with the dead)
kurdt kobain (and again)
andrew from deperate housewives (i know, hardly a celebrity, but as if he's not hot)
geoffrey rush (again with the old, but so so so cool)
ryan adams
gogo from kill bill


Icarus's picture

Don't Really Care...

Lol. I feel kind of insignificant with the lack of crushes, but then again, I thought I was overdoing it. Maybe you'll let me sneak in a few more? And I don't care if they're not actors, or if they're dead. I just want to know what people think.

A few more...
Mariska Hargitay; beats her mom by a mile
Robin Wright Penn; lovely woman, just saw her in Forrest Gump...again
Maggie Gyllenhaal; waaaaay cuter than her brother Jake
Marg Helgenberger; don't care how old she is, she's still smokin'
Alan Rickman; not Harry Potter Snape, but watch Dogma and you'll see what I mean
Tom Hanks; simply because the man is an absolute genius
Gillian Anderson; blonde or redhead, she's awesome
Amanda Tapping; 40 years old and still playing with the big dogs

I'm not ADD, I just have better things to think about.

You might never find out that you are useful for all the right reasons - and not all those stupid things that people tell you you're useful for. --Angelina Jolie

krazykid197's picture

Straight Crushes- Christopher

Straight Crushes- Christopher Gorham (MI, O5, guest starred in CSI, WAT)
- Eric Szmanda (CSI- Greg Sanders)


Charisma Carpenter (Angel) is hot.
Alison Hannigan (BTVS).


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who's really hot!

gay: Jordana Brewster is so fucking fine in the
movie DEBS! Sara Foster too!Meagan Good has the sexiest
walk and she is fine ass hell! Michelle Rodriguez
is sexy ass hell too!

I'm BI but I can't think of any fine men in the
show biz!

aManDa's picture

My crushes

PINK :) Im usually into pretty girls but DAMN!!
Angelina Those Lips WoW
Kirsten Duntz
Brooke Burke Sexiest Body on Earth
Jessica Alba and Beil They are both just so beautiful
Avril in her own little way haha
Paris Hilton
Ellen Cute and Gay what a perfect combination
Gretchen Wilson Older adn not exactly drop dead pretty but still very cute.
Carmon Electra
Naomi Watts
Don't laugh at this one...Christina Aguilera
Cameron Diaz
And then of course Ashlee Simpson

I could keep going but im not.. lol


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Gay: Katherine Moennig (shan


Katherine Moennig (shane in the L word).. couldn't possibly be more perfect

Kim Medcalf
Jessica Simpson
Sarah Shahi
Angelina Jolie
Gwen Stefani (thanks for reminding me amanda..)


Simon rex
I don't have very many..

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Girls: Liv Tyler Kate Winsl

Liv Tyler
Kate Winslet
Michelle Clunie
Thea Gill
Idina Menzel
Claire Danes
Uma Thurman

Orlando Bloom
Shane West
Dominic Monaghan
Gale Harold
Tyson Ritter
Gerard Way
Christian Bale

funkywaffle's picture

holy god lets see, mikey way

holy god lets see, mikey way and pete from fall out boy,oh yeah and ,mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!mikey way!

guys with neck dealies r hawt

airwalks's picture

My gay crushes

Since I am gay this is all to easy!:)

George Eads(CSI, so hot and Number 1 on my list)
Colin Farrel
David Boreanaz
Brad Pitt
Dean Cain
( I like them pretty much tall dark and hansome!)

micky's picture

and some more...

brodie dalle
karen o
suicide girls (celebrities????)
kathleen hannah (i threw water at her at the big day out and she caught it in her mouth woo) and JD
trent reznor
jack (and meg) white
will anderson
johnny depp (only in sleepy hollow)
quentin tarrantino
angela bettis in 'may'


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Although i like guys i really dont think any celeb. guys are that supper hot so i'll just do girls (haha!):
1. Poppy Montgomery!! (i really dont care that she is, like, 30 i think she is absoluty gorgeous and i have 2 coallges on my computer of her. FYI: She's in "Without a Trace"
2. China Chow (weird name, i know)- she was that lesbian girl who was the blonde girls friend in the movie "head over heals"
3. Alyssa Milano-again i dont care if she 30ish i think she is hott...shes kind of a sucky actress tho
Those are mine...say what you will about them i dont care
(oh, and i agree with you about Jorja Fox, i used to like her too)

Dmzelda203's picture

ooh fun!

Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood! (notice, he IS my avatar!)


And still I dream he'll come to me,

And we will live the years together.

(les mis)

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My Celeb crushes are
1.) Julia Stiles
2.) Julia Roberts
3.) Angelina Jolie

Strait Crush
1.) Matt Damon

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no specific order

Angelina Jolie
Kristin Kreuk
Olivia Wilde
Adriana Lima

Tom Cruise
Justin T.

You scare the shit out of people so they dont see how scared you are.
-Gia Carangi

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Celeb Crushes (Gay ones) -
matt damon (DUH)
brad pitt (DUH)
george bush has the cutest smile... Awww the little puppy
and Harry Potter (in the books and not the movies - he's a cool dude)

and Gwen Stefani.

Jazzer's picture


Orlando Bloom, baby.


Some people's kids...I tell ya!

BehindBlueEyes's picture

ok, so...

*Angelina Jolie
*Brody Dalle (Of the Distillers)
*Rachael Yamagata
*Clea Duvall

*Jude Law
*Johnny Depp
"You only hold me up like this cuz, you dont know who i really am..."

rowie's picture

shane from the l word (hottes

shane from the l word (hottest thing iv ever seen!)
julia stiles
alex parks (british lesbian singer)
abi titmus (british glamour model)

**you must be the change you wish to see in the world**

fghdrjgfjsfurt's picture

Shane from the l-word is play

Shane from the l-word is played by Kate Moennig.

she is the hottest thing to bless this earth

neverbeenwhotheythought's picture

yes shane/kate is absolutely

yes shane/kate is absolutely fucking hot
i love her.

Faded Soul's picture

Hell ya she is! "Here co

Hell ya she is!

"Here comes Jesus outta left field with a hockey stick."

poetry nymph's picture

mmmmmm celebs!

oh mh goodness, mmmm
okay mine are mostly gay because i am lesbian. so here goes

my number one of all time is Milla Jovovich...resident evil...
omg she rocks my socks!
angelina jolie...mmmmm
Zhang Ziyi heehee
liv tyler ooooooooo
adriana lima mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cate blanchett
avril lavigne shes punky heehee me likes
kate hudson is ooo lala
okay me need stop now...

men are rare liking for me but there are a couple
stuart townsend, theres a man i would do for no compensation heehee
vin diesel i dont know why but i like him for some reason...odd i know
poetry tiff

"...And I am seized by long forgotten yearning
For that kingdom of spirits, still and grave;
To flowing song I see my feelings turning,
As from aeolian harps, wave upon wave;
A shudder grips me, tear on tear falls burning,
Soft grows my heart, once s

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Girls: Angelina Jolie...HOTT

Angelina Jolie...HOTT!
Michelle Rodriguez...omfg she is sooo damn fine!
kate boswick (but only in blue crush...wish that the movie ended with her and michelle rodriguez together lol).
Lisa Bonnet...when she's older though and with dreds
Selma Hiak...especially in Frida (sexy even with a unibrow lol).
Jessica Beil...she's a hotty
Ashley Simpson lol
Demi Moore (especially in JI Jane...she looked so hot all butch lol)

ummm...who cares about 'em lol

~If we were all the same, life would be boring

DesiD's picture

Just as I predicted. Angelina

Just as I predicted. Angelina Jolie got mentioned a lot. Not that I'm complaining . . .
crushes on people I'll never meet:
Angelina Jolie
Kate Winslet
Shirley Manson
Johnny Depp
Brody Dalle
Orlando Bloom

"You're innocent when you dream"
Tom Waits
"Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving. Live! Live! Live!"
Auntie Mame

Barralai's picture

Oliver James!!! (here is a pi

Oliver James!!! (here is a pic)...
I dont have the bottom half, DAMN!
and Jim Verraros mmmm, (he's gay tho so i gotta a chance...)

"Does the Walker choose the Path, or does the Path choose the Walker?"

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KATE WINSLET!!- *drool* I've liked her ever since I was 6.
Claire Danes- she made me want to be Romeo in "Romeo and Juliet"
Emmy Rossum- Very pretty in Phantom of the Opera. Her dreamy voice isn't bad either. ;)
Madonna- I'm not a huuugge fan of her music anymore (I used to be), but she's still hot, and aging very gracefully.

Travis Fimmel- Australian underwear model. I'm not sure if he really counts as a straight crush, since he looks so much like a girl.
Johnathan Rhys-Meyers- Velvet

Figure out what you want to do in life, and then take a nap.

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J. August Richards (I have some sort of
weird fixation on his hands. Crazy. :P)

Sean Astin (The real hotness of
'Lord Of The Rings')

Sean Maher (Also known as Sean 'The Bod' Maher,

Alexis Denisof (really just with his British
accent. :D)

Nathan Fillion (that voice! Deep, sexy, yum, :P)

EDIT: Is it really, really weird that I think,
um.. George Bush is kind of cute? Eep. Yuck.
But I do. Haha. Weird.



Claudia Black (mainly because of the accent. Yummy)

Sarah Michelle Gellar (well, who doesn't!? :P)

"If nothing we do matters, then all that
matters is what we do."

Faded Soul's picture

Girls:Ellen DeGeneres(funny

Ellen DeGeneres(funny, sexy, gay....What more could you want)
Katherine Moennig(Shane from the L Word, need i say more?)
Holly Hunter
Kristen Bell
Scarlett Johansson
Natasha Bedingfield
Drew Barrymore
Clea DuVall
Keira Knightley
Halle Berry

Ryan Reynolds-Amityville Horror

"Here comes Jesus outta left field with a hockey stick."

Flyindork's picture

Jorja Foxx Angelina Jolie K

Jorja Foxx
Angelina Jolie
Kate Winslet
Halle Barry (sp?, i dunno, but she's HOTT!!)
Emily Browning
Gwen Stefani
Olivia Wilde

Liam Aiken
Johnny Depp
Orlando Bloom

HotPinkFlames's picture

so i have this theory that jo

so i have this theory that johnny depp and orlando bloom are the kind of people that just about EVERYONE, gay straight male female whatever, thinks are hot. what do you think?

anyway, my crushes?

kirsten dunst, julie andrews (yes she's old, but so cute still, and ever seen the sound of music?!) johnny depp(pirates of the carribeann, black eyeliner..yumminess!)all 4 of the ramones, (dead all but one i know), le tigre, missy elliot, what's-her-name, the girl w/ the great accent from pirates of the caribeann, and hermione granger.

i tend to crush on bands, not individuals, lol.

DISCLAIMER: If the above post has offended you, that was probably the point, so fuck you. ;p

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forgot to add ellen degeneres.

DISCLAIMER: If the above post has offended you, that was probably the point, so fuck you. ;p

Paladin's picture

I don't

I don't think that Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom are hot. Orlando is too young-looking, and Johnny needs a hair-cut.


HotPinkFlames's picture

okay, so not everyone, but st

okay, so not everyone, but still, even my father admits that johnny depp is kinda cute.

DISCLAIMER: If the above post has offended you, that was probably the point, so fuck you. ;p

reserved41's picture

Ummm... lessee

Angelina Jolie, of course

Aishwarya Rai, if you haven't seen Bride and Prejudice you really should. She alone would make it worth it.

Devon Aoki, from 2 Fast 2 Furious(Suki), D.E.B.S.(Dominique), and Sin City(Miho)

Utada Hikaru, Japanese singer who happened to do that Kingdom Hearts song

Halle Berry, no comment necessary

Catherine Zeta-Jones, especially in The Mask of Zorro

If any guys:
Antonio Banderas, The Mask of Zorro hot accent

HotPinkFlames's picture

i don't understand

i don't understand why everyone thinks angelina jolie is so hot. she looks kinda plastic to me. but whatever floats your boat!

DISCLAIMER: If the above post has offended you, that was probably the point, so fuck you. ;p

toriisinsane's picture

Hmmm... Angelina Jolie (duh)

Angelina Jolie (duh)
Amy Lee
Ioan whats-his-face from Fantastic Four and Horatio Hornblower

I can't remember anymore, but I know I've got some...

Sometimes I lie awake at night staring at the stars and wondering where the hell is my ceiling?

Daemion's picture

Angelina Jolie, The chick tha

Angelina Jolie, The chick that played Gabreil in Constantine, Drew Berrymor(sorry-this is probably mispelled), Carmen Electra, Wynona Rider, Camron Diaz and more that i just can't think of at the moment.

"once i had a little game
i liked to crawl back in my brain
i think you know the game i mean
i mean the game of going insane"

aphrodite22's picture

Nice signature. The Doors ru

Nice signature. The Doors rule.

FreeRadical's picture

Becky Wahlstrom

Becky Wahlstrom, Grace from Joan of Arcadia, my first tv crush...why does she have to be 29?! I'm still mad that Joan of Arcadia was cancelled, it was absolutely the best show...grr...

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KIERA KNIGHTLEY-Bend It Like Beckham/Pirates of the Caribbean
Angelina Jolie-Tomb Raider
Jennifer Garner- Electra/Alias
Kristin Kruek- Smallville
Julia Stiles-The Bourne Identity/Save the Last Dance
Trinity-The Matrix 1,2,3
Jessica Alba-The Fantastic Four (have you seen the way she stands when making a force field)
Selma Hayek- After Sunset
Liv Tyler- Lord of the Rings
Avril Lavigne- singer
Ana Nolick- singer
Kelly Clarkson- singer
Demi Moore- Charlie’s Angels
Jessica Beil- Summer Catch or something like that
Ellen DeGeneres- Ellen/ Ellen (her show, and her talk show)
Halle Berry- X-Men/X-Men 2/ Catwoman
Catherine Zeta-Jones- Mask of Zorro
Emma Watson- Harry Potter
Sports Players:
Mia Hamm- USA soccer
Those two hot chicks who won the Volley ball Olympic gold


There was that one...well no

Ah screw it, I'm so gay I can't tell if guys are hot or not anymore

And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When ev'rything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

Duct Tape Fairy's picture

My 2 crushes

Audrey Tatou- (French actress from the movie Amelie)- I think she was the first woman I ever realized I was attracted to. She is gorgeous! Petite, subtle, with brown hair and eyes that mischiviously twinkle.

Johnny Depp- Johnny Depp is one of the few ties I still have to my straight side. If it weren't for him I might call myself a Lesbian. However, I have had the worlds longest crush/obsession with Johnny Depp. He is dark, handsome, independant, creative, funny, and supposedly a nice guy. I don't even mind that he is over 40- it's not like I'll ever actually meet him- he is just good eye and brain candy!

raining men's picture

The obvious

The really obvious one, I'm ashamed to admit. Johny Depp - duh! Yes I know Willy Wonka is going to suck, but I have to see it for him

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

micky's picture

willy wonka is gonna kick ass...

i love tim burton


Daisy's picture

Scarlett Johansen, Angelina J

Scarlett Johansen, Angelina Jolie, Lauren Ambrose.

Also... Jake whatever? The guy from Donnie Darko.

"You so easily remember the times I was Eurydice, when the ward's locked door slid closed between us. Do not forget I have also been Orpheus, on my knees in the boat, asking all the devils for your face in the trees."

Paladin's picture

Jake Gyllenahaal

Is the guy you're referring to.


Daisy's picture


Thank you. :)

"You so easily remember the times I was Eurydice, when the ward's locked door slid closed between us. Do not forget I have also been Orpheus, on my knees in the boat, asking all the devils for your face in the trees."

Eegriaga's picture

he was hot!

He was hot! lol

"Being Republican and gay is like being gay with a bad haircut!"

RadclyffeGeek's picture

Gals: Alyson Hannigan, Angeli

Gals: Alyson Hannigan, Jewel Staite, Angeline Jolie. Keira Knightly, Kate Moennig, Emma Watson

Guys: Tom Lenk, Johnny Depp

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Geek It Til' It MHz

Anonymous's picture

Emma Watson, Emily Browning,

Miriam McDonald is the biggest one right now. Also: Emma Watson, Emily Browning, Uma Thurman

Tom Felton, Johnny Depp

** IMRU? **

Rave's picture

Girls: Liv Tyler Emily Brow

Liv Tyler
Emily Browning
Audrey Tautou
Natalie Portman
Amy Lee
(I may be one of the only people on earth who doesn't think Angelina is hot. Oh well.)

Mick Jagger (at least in 1968.)
Elijah Wood
Rufus Wainwright
Sean Astin (he's 40--so what? so is Johnny Depp.)
Ryan Adams
Liam Aiken