The Irony

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I was just going through my old chat logs and I found this ridiculosly funny convo. Nobody else is going to get why it's funny but I'm going to post part of it any way.

2005 1:52:16 AM Murder the vodka:! did you love her?
7/02/2005 1:52:30 AM Vodka is your friend!: no
7/02/2005 1:52:40 AM Murder the vodka!: did she love you?
7/02/2005 1:52:47 AM Vodka is your friend!: yeah
7/02/2005 1:52:58 AM Murder the vodka!: did you break her heart?
7/02/2005 1:53:16 AM Vodka is your friend!: possibly
7/02/2005 1:53:45 AM Murder the vodka!: you broke up with her right? why?
7/02/2005 1:54:01 AM Vodka is your friend!: coz she didn't believe me that I didn't cheat on her
7/02/2005 1:54:15 AM Vodka is your friend!: I was going to break up with her anyway but that was my reason
7/02/2005 1:54:38 AM Murder the vodka!: do you have any photos of her?
7/02/2005 1:54:41 AM Vodka is your friend!: no
7/02/2005 1:55:01 AM Murder the vodka!: did you have fun with her?
7/02/2005 1:55:25 AM Vodka is your friend!: did you mean did I enjoy being with her? yeah I did
7/02/2005 1:55:48 AM Vodka is your friend!: I think though I liked the idea of the relationship more than I liked her though
7/02/2005 1:56:03 AM Murder the vodka!: oh
7/02/2005 1:56:08 AM Murder the vodka!: :|
7/02/2005 1:56:21 AM Murder the vodka!: what if it's like that now...
7/02/2005 1:56:52 AM Vodka is your friend!: it's not
7/02/2005 1:56:56 AM Vodka is your friend!: I know it's not
7/02/2005 1:57:03 AM Murder the vodka!: okay
7/02/2005 1:57:22 AM Vodka is your friend!: baby it's like almost two and you have to get up early
7/02/2005 1:57:31 AM Murder the vodka!: i know :(
7/02/2005 1:57:56 AM Vodka is your friend!: but don't get all insecure on me ok I really really really like you
7/02/2005 1:58:08 AM Vodka is your friend!: and I really really really want you
7/02/2005 1:58:34 AM Murder the vodka!: oh, you only liike me now...that was long lasting :P joking
7/02/2005 1:58:41 AM Vodka is your friend!: what?
7/02/2005 1:58:42 AM Murder the vodka!: i want you too
7/02/2005 1:58:45 AM Murder the vodka!: nothing
7/02/2005 1:58:52 AM Vodka is your friend!: no explain
7/02/2005 1:59:01 AM Murder the vodka!: the six text messages
7/02/2005 1:59:15 AM Vodka is your friend!: what about them?
7/02/2005 1:59:30 AM Murder the vodka!: okay babe, goodnight (K) ({) (R) (pi) (so)
7/02/2005 1:59:33 AM Murder the vodka!: nothing
7/02/2005 1:59:39 AM Murder the vodka!: sweet dreams, xox
7/02/2005 1:59:42 AM Vodka is your friend!: no it's not nothing tell me
7/02/2005 1:59:58 AM Vodka is your friend!: what's with the pizza slice anyway?
7/02/2005 2:00:08 AM Vodka is your friend!: don't run away I'll call you
7/02/2005 2:00:10 AM Murder the vodka!: habit
7/02/2005 2:00:19 AM Murder the vodka!: no ppl will hear
7/02/2005 2:00:25 AM Murder the vodka!: i'll just tell you
7/02/2005 2:00:26 AM Vodka is your friend!: well explain
7/02/2005 2:00:29 AM Murder the vodka!: hang on
7/02/2005 2:04:26 AM Murder the vodka!: "you know when i first started talking to you there was a song on at work that reminded me of the song that goes 'baby baby, i'm falling in love, i'm falling in love again...' i was singing it for like a week afterwards, i just never realised how true it would turn out to be, well minus the again bit...Hmm...don't know if i should have told you that. I mean i don't wanna freak you or scare you off
7/02/2005 2:04:32 AM Murder the vodka!: or anythin"
7/02/2005 2:04:48 AM Murder the vodka!: i was just joking honey...
7/02/2005 2:05:01 AM Vodka is your friend!: I meant that
7/02/2005 2:05:15 AM Murder the vodka!: yesterday you say you're falling in love with me, and then you say you like me
7/02/2005 2:05:18 AM Murder the vodka!: i know
7/02/2005 2:06:01 AM Vodka is your friend!: I know I'm a little more sober now and I don't want to freak you out or anything by using the L word
7/02/2005 2:06:18 AM Murder the vodka!: lol, it doesn't freak me out...i told you that
7/02/2005 2:06:45 AM Vodka is your friend!: I know I'm still scared I will and if I lost you I don't know what'd I'd do
7/02/2005 2:07:23 AM Murder the vodka!: you won't lose me...i don't want you to be scared...i am a little bit tho...we can be scared together :)
7/02/2005 2:07:48 AM Vodka is your friend!: :D
7/02/2005 2:08:01 AM Murder the vodka!: :D :D <------- us
7/02/2005 2:08:25 AM Vodka is your friend!: yay but yeah you should go to bed are you working today or tuesaday?
7/02/2005 2:08:31 AM Vodka is your friend!: *tuesday?
7/02/2005 2:08:32 AM Murder the vodka!: no
7/02/2005 2:08:36 AM Murder the vodka!: wednesday
7/02/2005 2:09:05 AM Vodka is your friend!: ok good nite baby miss you heaps already (}) (K) (F)
7/02/2005 2:09:25 AM Murder the vodka!: me too ({) (K) (L) (F)
7/02/2005 2:09:34 AM Vodka is your friend!: (L)
7/02/2005 2:09:38 AM Murder the vodka!: sweet dreams babe
7/02/2005 2:09:40 AM Murder the vodka!: xox
7/02/2005 2:09:43 AM Vodka is your friend!: you to