I'm guessing now would be a horrible time to tell my father I also dont believe in his religion(Judaism), but have my own faith. I believe God is really Claire and SHE is lesbian, how else could she be so pissy at times, lazy, and sometimes very unique? Right now Claire is on her period and doesnt have enough Midol and Chocolate cake, lucky lucky.
I get to hang with Daddy's whore and my Gradnmother who after 14 years still fails to note me existence. Like I said, Claire is on her period. Can you hear that doorbell ring? Father-Dearest awaits.