Hiccups, die.

wild-blue-yonder's picture

Help, I have the hiccups. They are loud. They are annoying. They have been here for two hours now. Help, I'm going crazy.

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escape_velocity's picture

Eat a tablespoon of peanut bu

Eat a tablespoon of peanut butter. Or hold your breath for thirty seconds.

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escape velocity
n.

The minimum velocity that a body must attain to escape a gravitational field completely.

micky's picture

i once knew a man who had the

i once knew a man who had the hiccups for 3 months. he died.

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wild-blue-yonder's picture

thank you much.

thank you much.

Sapincher's picture

World record for hiccups: eve

World record for hiccups: every two seconds for 63 years.

Maybe you can beat him?

Maybe not.

(BOOOOO!!)