Survivor! Southern Style!

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Just saw this somewher and thought it was funny enough to share :P
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several

southern tv stations are joining together and are

planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor:

Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over

to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they

will head up to North Carolina and over to

Tennessee. They will then proceed down to

Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back

over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey

license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go

Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008,

Deer Hunting is Murder ,and I'm Here to Confiscate

Your Guns!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery

alive, wins.