I have the attention span of a beetle. Seriously, I'll see like one girl and be like, "Oooooh, pretty girl." Then another one will walk by and it's the same thing. The longest crush I've ever had on anyone is...(this is so humiliating,) Angelina Jolie and it's been like three months. Now I'm moving on...again. Why? Why can I not sustain a healthy interest in something for more than five-seconds?