ZOMG PHONE SEXXX DUH!!!

gaybutsad's picture

Hmm anyone ever try this???? I was Iming someone last night then we got on the subject about cyb3ring and phone sex. I told him how i liked to cyber and stuff; and how i tried (i tried) having phone sex also. So we were talking talking and when someone Imed me asking for phone i was like no thx, i dont phone and besides my mom's room is across the hall. He pressured me but i was like NO FUCK U LICK A DICK. and yes i stayed away from being gay. make sense? oh but ya anyways how do u have phone sex???? just wondering. hmm HOW do you have phone sex is the question

Chizuna san's picture

basically, you just tell each

basically, you just tell each other what you want to do while you each fuck yourself

gaybutsad's picture

hehe its more complex than th

hehe its more complex than that
no really
someone need to tell me HOW
like what to say and stuff

Gay is ok but depression from it is not.

adbak's picture

If you cyber online, the just

If you cyber online, the just say aloud what you would type.

Of course the more you have phone sex, the more people will have your phone number. Leading to possibly some inapporpriate calls "This is his mother/father/brother/sister" on your family's end of the line or the possibility of looking up the phone number online and finding the corresponding address. Or even someone picking up the phone on your end to eavesdrop, etc.

gaybutsad's picture

hmmms

Well, all the people ive cyb3red with was like 17+
and the people i wanted to have ph0n3 s3x with was like 25+

p.s. thats not fair, everyone knows everyones names?????
im tony :D

Gay is ok but depression from it is not.

supergray's picture

If you cyber online, the just

If you cyber online, the just say aloud what you would type.

OMG! U R t3h S3X0rZ!!!! LOLOL!!!!!!111oneone

Somehow I don't see it working.

screv's picture

2 3l337 4 5.

2 3l337 4 5.

Patch's picture

NO SERIOUSLY! all that phone

NO SERIOUSLY! all that phone sex is is talking dirty while you jack off, or play with yourself, pretending the other person is doing it. I've done it like twice.

Say things like "I'm (. . .)ing your (. . .) so hard!"

just fill in the blanks with whatever is appropiate.

"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."

jeff's picture

Umm...

How is "I'm slicing your melon so hard" sexual?

To each his own, I guess...

Patch's picture

*BURSTS OUT LAUGHING UPROARIO

*BURSTS OUT LAUGHING UPROARIOUSLY!!*

jeff, you made my day today XD

"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."

screv's picture

rough guide:

think about you and that person havin a amazin sexi sesh. imagen the whole thing. and just say what you do to them, and respond with conformation to what they say, groaning and other noises help with atmospheir.

note:
dont try makin coke sukin noises, last time i chekd sex dnt envolve some one mentaly fuking you, and then bursting in to fits o laughter. xp

oh and it is clear to see that jef has a fruit fetish

FlyflewAway's picture

a/s/l ?

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING
vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach...
Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more
along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides
turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your
olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth...is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt - Tbs

Gerardo's picture

haha cybering and phone sex i

haha cybering and phone sex isnt all what it is cracked up to be
find a fuckbuddy or something if your horny

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GET AIM
GET Yahoo Messenger
GET MSN Messenger
GET Trillian

screv's picture

hahaha, oh man that was funny

screv, in your kitchen, wearing your pans says:
that u in the dp?
Ruler of hell!!! says:
yeahn
Ruler of hell!!! says:
the one showing the belly
screv, in your kitchen, wearing your pans says:
i c
screv, in your kitchen, wearing your pans says:
u gay?
Ruler of hell!!! says:
what fuck no

lol, he bloked me, but it was worth it lol