who here has crappy gaydar?

SOLDoutSCENE's picture

okay so was just wondering if anyone out there like me has no clue about whose gay, u know some people can tell but I can't at all as far as I know everyone is straight.

austrian's picture

Me too!

I don't have anything like a gaydar (and i think that it's just one of those myths), but the really important thig is that you don't need one to find someone. I know it's hard, but thats the way it is.

(why is EVERYTHING i write so pessimistic?)

CitySlave's picture

I used to

I used to think I had pretty good gaydar..then I realized it was just optimism.

Sorority_Girl's picture


Well I could tell when I was straight if people were gay, but now I look at everyone with no certainty. So I can totally develop this eventually right guys?

SomethingIsMissing's picture

u kno...i always thought mine

u kno...i always thought mine never worked but recently i've been getting my guesses right lol

aManDa's picture

Mine is def. not working.. Be

Mine is def. not working.. Because i have NO sense of who's gay i just assume everyone is straight so no matter what im S.O.L. unless someone starts the flirting and tells me they are gay haha.. I know exactly what you mean.


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raining men's picture

No idea

I don't know. I beleive my gaydar is right, but I have no way of knowing because no one here ever comes out!

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

LittleFarmGirl's picture


uh me i so do my gaydar is so out of wack it ant even funny its more a straightdar

Kang Lin's picture

Sort of

My gaydar can help me seek out boys who'd be attractive to boys...just not ones who are attracted to them ;D

Elevator's picture

Yeah my gaydar definetly suck

Yeah my gaydar definetly sucks.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
Kate Clinton

Gerardo's picture

mine kiks ass ------------

mine kiks ass

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GET MSN Messenger
GET Trillian

FlyflewAway's picture

mine is running on energizer it just keeps going and going and..

but theres still a few unsolved mysteries mhuhahaha

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Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth...is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt - Tbs

yep_im_a_stalker's picture

yea...i think i need my gayda

yea...i think i need my gaydar repaired--as far as i know everyones straight..(lol) kinda pathetic


*Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly*

elraye's picture

Good News / Bad News

Unless the prey is obviously swish for a male or extremely butch for a girl there are no distinctions between gays and straights. That's the good news. The bad news is that finding someone of similar sexual orientation is difficult unless both of you frequent places where the majority of the clientèle are of the same persuasion.


tCson's picture

mine sucks too

Mine is working well eitheir, its more of who I wish was gay

msydor's picture

Gosh, I'm the same way. It

Gosh, I'm the same way.

It's utterly amazing when actually being gay and me wanting them to be gay overlap, but that doesn't happen very often.

Shenlong the Arcane's picture

All I seem to be able to pick

All I seem to be able to pick out, and almost always they are, are bi and bi-curious people.

twitch's picture

I have only had my gay-dar wo

I have only had my gay-dar work, like twice

rainbowboi's picture

My gaydar is the same as "rai

My gaydar is the same as "raining men"'s....I'm not really sure if it works or not. I've never had it proven right or wrong. I hope it's right though:-)


Jagged Problems's picture

Can't Tell...

I can't tell. I never take the time to find out if it works. But from what I have found out, it kind of leads to the "It doesn't work" side.

somethingofvalue's picture

Not only do I have fantastic

Not only do I have fantastic gaydar, but every closeted gay guy I have ever known has come out to me...and often ONLY me.


Ginger's picture

but if they were closeted, an

but if they were closeted, and didnt tell you, then you would never know.

Patch's picture

hey, bragging isn't nice hon.

hey, bragging isn't nice hon. Kudos for you and your gaydar skillz, but then throwing it in our faces isn't cute at all.

"What is the purpose of life? It is to create our own purpose."

theonechickcagelle's picture

every time i think someone is

every time i think someone is gay its always a feminine man. like this dude who runs a dancewear store downtown, but he actually is gay, i found that out several months after i met him.

I always knew you'd go and get crucified, well go on! See if I care!

kartovla's picture

i have shitty gaydar "Wh

i have shitty gaydar

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect"
"if young love is just a game then i must have missed the kick off"

Traveling Poet's picture

I don’t have gaydar, but su

I don’t have gaydar, but surprisingly my strait best friend does. She knew I was a lesbian before I came out to her, and whenever she thinks someone is gay she’s usually right.

goatchunx's picture

Bad gaydar

I have super sucktacular gaydar. You have to be majorly flambouyant before I will notice.

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A - "I have no sexual preference."

Duct Tape Fairy's picture


I have awful Gaydar. My friend who I've known since 6th grade is flamboyantly gay, but it took me over 5 years to figure it out, and I wasn't even sure about my guess until he came out to me.
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screv's picture

me, i cant decide who is or i

me, i cant decide who is or isnt at all lol, my gaydar suks, but my best m8 has an auwsome one, aint that righ DA

Icarus's picture

This kinda gets me, it was be

This kinda gets me, it was better when I was in the closet. It used to be great, now it's completely down the toilet.

"Where the hell is Nebraska?!"

You might never find out that you are useful for all the right reasons - and not all those stupid things that people tell you you're useful for. --Angelina Jolie

whitesidest's picture


I feel sorry for you guys. I have awesome gaydar. It occassionally pinpoints someone that is straight, not gay, but for the most part it is right on the dot.

wishin2binboston's picture


oh how it sucks to have ABSOLUTLY no gaydar

"to be great is to be misunderstood"

fairy.'s picture

I'm still experiencing that n

I'm still experiencing that newly-out-of-the-closet thing where you want EVERYONE to be gay, usually caused by A)wanting everyone to see how fun it is, or B)wanting people to commiserate with. :)

paper moth's picture


I guess my gayger-counter is okay, but i don't really have the chance to use it.