What Celebrity will Jump on Oprah's Couch in 2006?

Kirstie Alley (it's a Scientology thing, maybe?)
14% (6 votes)
Mick Jagger, to show off his newly replaced knees and hips
7% (3 votes)
Dave Chappelle, happy he still has a job
10% (4 votes)
Tom Cruise, again, because he found out the Spaceship's coming early
43% (18 votes)
Paris Hilton, because she can't jump on anything/one else for 5 years
26% (11 votes)
Total votes: 42