As my mornings usually go, Sammie called. I was still half asleep,
so she said that she'd call me back later. A cup of coffee and an
hour later, she called me back. First thing that comes out of her
mouth is, "I don't know how I'm going to be able to make it in Iowa
without you. If I could, I would so turn into a lesbian just so I
could spend more time with you!" Now there's a great friend.