KFC + Some extra bits

Uncertain's picture

KFC

I like chicken
Oh dear beloved feather poultry
How I’d like to have you when the skies darken
The least to have you fuel me

I have roamed across the land
Purging the shadows, dodging bullets
Seeing all the animals small and grand
But none such amazingly absorbing as thee rooster and the pullets

With such extravagantly dripping body and wings
So sleekly fleshy and delicate it dare not flap to ascend
Just how wonderful there are these heavenly feathery things
But to have KFC vend

Yet this marvelous creature, loved, intriguing as it might
Has become our meal every night

- Uncertain

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Lol, this is a sonnet for my english homework. (Sonnets is a form of poetry with a certain structure and you usually have to write about something or someone you love). Apparently my friend Blake gave me the idea to write about Chicken as a joke and I actually pulled out something xD.

Hmm, I'll paste the MSN conversation for the sake of it :P

b l a k e 說:
wats our hwk
b l a k e 說:
eng
b l a k e 說:
nnn
b l a k e 說:
?
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
hmm think thats all we got for today
b l a k e 說:
alrity
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
have u done your sonnet?
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
i have no idea how to write one
b l a k e 說:
nope
b l a k e 說:
u kan only write them on love kant u.
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol pretty much
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
which makes it even harder for me
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
im so clueless
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
oh
b l a k e 說:
i no u luv nixon
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol?
b l a k e 說:
write it about him
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
Nah, I'll write about you
b l a k e 說:
argh!
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
Yeah, that's right
b l a k e 說:
hes so hott
b l a k e 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol....
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
BLAKE THINKS NIXON IS HOT!
b l a k e 說:
im talkin bout u writing bout me u dik
b l a k e 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
hmm
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
wonder how the class will react if i actually wrote that
b l a k e 說:
they would be scard of u for the rest of ur meaningless life, amen
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
oh great
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
=\
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
baaah
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
have to write about something else then
b l a k e 說:
ur mom
b l a k e 說:
:D
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
Blake, you can write about loving yourself
b l a k e 說:
ohk
b l a k e 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
Hmm, yeah... my mum
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
good idea
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
how aboout my dad
b l a k e 說:
argh!
b l a k e 說:
lool
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
you'd like that don't u
b l a k e 說:
umm i hav to urrh go
b l a k e 說:
lol jks
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
give me a starter
b l a k e 說:
i lyk chiken
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
oh yip
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
I can expand on that a little bit
b l a k e 說:
i lyk featherd poultry lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
Lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
hmm great...
I like chicken
Oh dear beloved feather poultry
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
pfft screw that
b l a k e 說:
or jst i lyk nixon
b l a k e 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
nah, I prefer I lyk blake better
b l a k e 說:
aghrrhrhhrhr
b l a k e 說:
-tym to run-
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
U CAN RUN BUT U CANT HIDE FOREVER
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
I'LL GET U
b l a k e 說:
aerhrhrrhrhr
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
then i'll catch you and cook you and make you into an Asian dish and eat you up with chopsticks
b l a k e 說:
u probably will
b l a k e 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
lol
《 Screwed 》 - 說:
yeah

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^Some retardedness xD

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toblerone's picture

Awww... 'cook you into an Asi

Awww... 'cook you into an Asian dish and eat you...' hahaha sounds kind of hot :)

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Uncertain's picture

Woot. Long time no see Beibei

Woot. Long time no see Beibei!

FlyflewAway's picture

im hungry. -_-''

I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth...is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt - Tbs

raining men's picture

Really?

You wrote a sonnet about KFC? Really?

I like it

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

adbak's picture

KFC, is it really that delici

KFC, is it really that delicious?

Meet your Meat

Ignoring it won't make the abuses go away.