And So It Begins

Sarah6824's picture

DRAMATIC DRUM ROLL
cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha SHIZZZZZZ-ZAAAAAAAAM!

-A bang and a flash of light and a cloest appears-
-Close up shot on the handle turns-
-The door opens.. and SARAH IS INSIDE AND DOESNT SEEM TO BE MOVING!!!!!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Oh well, at least she has her laptop in there and access to sites like this.

Well, first of all, kia ora everyone. Sorry about the above, I can tend to get a little over excited.

My name is Sarah and I'm from New Zealand. I joined this site a week or so ago because I'm confused about my sexuality like every
single other 14 girl old girl I meet.. except, oh, wait, I'm 17. And it's not just a phase.
As I posted in a moment of extreme frustration in the forum, as I am in a slight pickle. Athough I am only sexually attracted to females I can't imagine being in a relationship with one, only with men, who I am not sexually attracted to :-/
Confusing is an understatement! I have noticed recently that my attractions towards females are going up and my
male ones are diminishing... Can't decide if thats good or bad!
Anywho enough of the serious crap. I'm probably the least serious person you will ever find, as I guess you
can see by some of my poems.
I find the following things hilarious-
1. Felching
2. The fact the NZ's top news item generally a sheep there found with lots more wool than usual -rolls eyes-
3. Nzdating.co.nz Want to laugh at people worse off than you? Join this site.
4. Felching

Random facts about me -
- When I was 8, I had a bowl cut. I looked like a boy.
- One time my brother asked my mum if a lesbian was a type of Pokemon. LOL.
- I sleep with my teddy, which contradicts the fact I have a
- Moderately butch image, although not in clothes... I can't help it, I'm just not a girly girl! I can not
hide myself no matter how many skirts and bottles of foundation mother dearest pushes in my direction.
- I have had both girlfriends and boyfriends, none of which worked out particually well.
- I have been informed I am to much like Shane from the L Word (do I even need to say where she's from?!) for
my own good. I say, screw you all.
- I open mouth kissed a cat once.
- Sometimes I lie about silly things. It was actually TWICE. Oh wait, there I go again.

Anyway.. this is going to be my gay journal lol. I'll keep a record of anything to do with my sexuality in
here so I can keep track.

A pleasure to meet you all -Deep Bow-

Comments

fuzi's picture

Hello and welcome. Isn't bein

Hello and welcome. Isn't being 17 and confused just wonderful? Haha, maybe it isn't so wonderful.


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Peace.

FlyflewAway's picture

ahaha a cat man that made my day

welcome to oasis =]

I'd never lie to you
Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to
The truth...is you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt - Tbs

phantasmagoria's picture

diminishing attraction to bot

diminishing attraction to both girls and boys? i can sort of empathise...maybe cats are your thing? :P wilkommen!
by the by, what's felching?

raining men's picture

Nice

Nice to meet you. And a very nice entrance

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

Music Is 1337's picture

You seem spiffy. =D If you'

You seem spiffy. =D If you're ever bored, IM me. My screen names are on my profile. ^-^ Welcome to Oasis.

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"Every artist is a cannibal,
every poet is a thief.
All kill their inspiration,
and sing about their grief." - Acrobat, U2

Sarah6824's picture

oops

Oops, I meant to put that my attraction to females was going up not going lol.

Felching.. well, visit urban dictionary. I refuse to say, this is a family show.