DRAMATIC DRUM ROLL
cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha SHIZZZZZZ-ZAAAAAAAAM!
-A bang and a flash of light and a cloest appears-
-Close up shot on the handle turns-
-The door opens.. and SARAH IS INSIDE AND DOESNT SEEM TO BE MOVING!!!!!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Oh well, at least she has her laptop in there and access to sites like this.
Well, first of all, kia ora everyone. Sorry about the above, I can tend to get a little over excited.
My name is Sarah and I'm from New Zealand. I joined this site a week or so ago because I'm confused about my sexuality like every
single other 14 girl old girl I meet.. except, oh, wait, I'm 17. And it's not just a phase.
As I posted in a moment of extreme frustration in the forum, as I am in a slight pickle. Athough I am only sexually attracted to females I can't imagine being in a relationship with one, only with men, who I am not sexually attracted to :-/
Confusing is an understatement! I have noticed recently that my attractions towards females are going up and my
male ones are diminishing... Can't decide if thats good or bad!
Anywho enough of the serious crap. I'm probably the least serious person you will ever find, as I guess you
can see by some of my poems.
I find the following things hilarious-
2. The fact the NZ's top news item generally a sheep there found with lots more wool than usual -rolls eyes-
3. Nzdating.co.nz Want to laugh at people worse off than you? Join this site.
Random facts about me -
- When I was 8, I had a bowl cut. I looked like a boy.
- One time my brother asked my mum if a lesbian was a type of Pokemon. LOL.
- I sleep with my teddy, which contradicts the fact I have a
- Moderately butch image, although not in clothes... I can't help it, I'm just not a girly girl! I can not
hide myself no matter how many skirts and bottles of foundation mother dearest pushes in my direction.
- I have had both girlfriends and boyfriends, none of which worked out particually well.
- I have been informed I am to much like Shane from the L Word (do I even need to say where she's from?!) for
my own good. I say, screw you all.
- I open mouth kissed a cat once.
- Sometimes I lie about silly things. It was actually TWICE. Oh wait, there I go again.
Anyway.. this is going to be my gay journal lol. I'll keep a record of anything to do with my sexuality in
here so I can keep track.
A pleasure to meet you all -Deep Bow-