Okay, got seriously drunk last night. Big time. Same on Saturday. However, rather than the alcoholic sitting at home drinking 3 bottles of wine to myself kind of drunk, I was out clubbing. Anyway, I had a brilliant weekend and woke up feeling happy. Yay.
So then I phoned my mum, just to see if I did anything the night before - naturally, I don't remember coming home or going to bed or much of anything. And sometimes I do stupid things like leave the grill on and nearly make the house explode. She said, "We need a long chat when I get in" - but she said it in a caring way, not a stern way. My immediate thought was "Oh my god I've said I'm gay or something", and because she's at work she refused to say what it was. But then she said it was something "dangerous", on a par with blowing up the house. I asked her if it was a "life changing" thing, and she said "No of course not" but that it could have been a "life ending thing."
I'm still not convinced though...she wanted me to get off the phone so perhaps she was just lying. I just can't figure out why we'd need to "chat" if I did something dangerous, and why she couldn't mention it on the phone. Usually it's just "you idiot, don't do that again". Oh and also when I asked her "did I wake you up last night", she said "no"...so then how did she know I did anything dangerous. I didn't see any sort of aftermath this morning....blah!
I'm so worried! Maybe she does know, and if she does, what will I say?!
I hope I'm being paranoid. Shall edit post later with revelations.