So I'm attempting to write my paper and the window to my apartment is open and I can here the neighbor kids outside talking, now these kids are between the ages of 12-16, and they're discussing anal sex of all things.
The homophobic little bastards who call each other fag and dyke are outside discussing anal sex! And they are such morons it's ridiculous, apparently they seem to think that a man can get pregnant from anal sex. I'm not kidding, they were just arguing about whether or not a guy can get pregnant from anal sex! Like a biological man with another biological man getting pregnant from anal sex! And one of them said that he's seen lots of guys get pregnant...
I want to live in their fantasyland.... I'm so tempted to e-mail my friend and let him know that all of his dirty man sex might lead to pregnancy if he's not careful, but he'd probably take it the wrong way and get offended, or think I'm offering to have his babies so that they can have a gay daddy.
That is what I learned today. That is so going in my paper.
I want to see these pregnant guys, where can I find?