Dave White's American Idol recaps on advocate.com, seriously, I love them. I'm perpetually annoyed by the show itself but these recaps are hilarious and so insanely accurate to what I think while watching the show that I have to watch it and then read them when they come out a few days later so I can relive the hilarity.
He's brilliant, he's my hero, and I now aspire to someday have a job where I can write mocking and cruel recaps about television shows.
My new unattainable goal is to someday meet him and go out for cupcakes to see if he's as amusing in person as I find his written work to be.
That is all.