Okay so like, wtf.
Me and my mum are big fans of p!nk, as I know a lot of people on this site are. Well, she's playing live at G-A-Y on Saturday, and it's only £18 entry...and I like mentioned this to my mum and was all like "Oh it'd be cool to see her, but the venue is a gay bar." And she was like "So? Let's just go."
My mum wants to take me to a gay bar to see P!nk. Could this get any weirder. And she's talking about inviting her boyfriend along too.
I know this seems like a perfect opportunity to come out, and it probably is, but I still can't bring myself to do it. I said I didn't want to go anyway. I told her of course it was the thought of going to a gay bar. In reality it's going to a gay bar with my mum under the pretense that I'm straight. How awful. There could be some really hot guys there, and I'd have to act straight - in a gay bar!! No, it would be a fucking awful night, except for seeing Pink.
She said she's going to go without me anyway, lmao.