Forum Games..... The Corrupted Wish

Anonymous's picture

Ok, seeing as the old game is apparently "stale" *glares at adam* heres a new one. Its lots of fun, *evil cackle*. Ok so the object of this game is to grant the previous posters wish, ala monkey paw style.

ie:
User A) I wish I had a pony
User B) Granted, but the pony has a prefernce of human flesh for its food and consumes you in your entirety in a matter of minutes.

So nice and simple, Make sure you make a wish after granting one or ELSE.

I wish my peircing wasn't infected

deepspace87's picture

Granted, however, now u will

Granted, however, now u will never have a bellybutton for the rest of your life, and will be doomed to a life of having every other thing on your body infected.

i wish i could get a job at NASA as an astronaught.

"Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real."

Inkblot's picture

Granted

But they requirew you to shave irritated nuns in zero gravity while reciting the Bhagavahd Gita

I wish I could fly.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

maybe's picture

Grantd but you get distracted

Grantd but you get distracted mid flight and end up falling hundreds of feet into a pit of cats.

I wish I was more outgoing.
"You cant change the world you can only change yourself."

sdgjke2's picture

Granted

you are more outgoing but theres noone left on earth and you are dommed to eternity of nothing HAAAAAAA

i wish i hade a starship fleet

koolaidemonster's picture

Granted...

But there is a sudden mutiny and every single one of them hits you with their laser cannons at THE EXACT SAME NANOSECOND and you die. A lot.

I wish my band would GET SOMEWHERE.

cristineyu's picture

And yourself will change the

And yourself will change the world.Top e-mail sender

Mya,

imalaos's picture

Granted,but all the staff at

Granted,but all the staff at the airport go on strike so you cannot go on holiday.
I wish I could break my addiction to this game

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Adam A's picture

it wasn't stale, just, i mean

it wasn't stale, just, i mean comeon how much longer did you wana go with it, it was lots of fun, but i like a little variety! meow, anyway!

granted, but while in outer space you were sucked into a black hole and on the other side was eternity of being fucked by monkeys.

i wish dumbo and i were together forever

(god damn i'm stting myself up to get so badly burnt here, HAVE MERCY!!!!)

Uncertain's picture

Granted, but by together you

Granted, but by together you were stuck together by super glue for eternity!

I wish I wasn't be so sensitive and jealous of everything...

Sunny Rays's picture

Granted, but you will never b

Granted, but you will never be able to feel human emotions.

I wish that I could draw.

Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it.

utter_insanity's picture

Granted, but you will never b

Granted, but you will never be able to write a good poem again.

I wish that I could find some LGBT books.

~~Gay And Here To Stay~~
I'm a lesbian with straight hair, how ironic is that?

unslept_soul's picture

Granted but you are damned to

Granted but you are damned to carve your drawings into ur arm with a spoon for eternity.

i wish my cat wasnt obese.

Icarus's picture

Granted, but instead of the c

Granted, but instead of the cat eating the food, you have to.

i wish i could actually write this fucking book.

"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"

oldfoxbob's picture

Granted

you get to write the "fucking book" but now the book
trys to fuck you physically...

I wish I could win the lotto

Genius is not a sign of intelligence, but rather
that of common sense.

askavi's picture

Granted, but you are now doom

Granted, but you are now doomed to an eternity of telemarketers from out of your time zone waking you up at odd hours of the night...and your phone is forever plugged in.

I wish I could do the splits.

Pork will be poultry when pigs fly...

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

Shenlong the Arcane's picture

Granted! But you break your l

Granted! But you break your legs when they touch your head.

I wish I had $5.

raining men's picture

Granted!

Granted! But the $5 belongs to Fat Dave, the infamous tortoise gangster and he gets his money back by crushing you to death beneath his overweight shell

I wish I had a masseur

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

Adam A's picture

granted, but the masseur mass

granted, but the masseur massages away all u'r muscles into goo and then fucks you up!!!! woho!

i wish my flatmate dies by being too boring

the ghost's picture

Granted,but then you die too

Granted,but then you die too and are forced to spend all eternity with your flatmate.

I wish my bosses testicles would fall off.

If peace and love are so strong,why are there pieces of love that don't belong?-the black eyed peas

help_me_god's picture

Granted, but they fell off wh

Granted, but they fell off whilst he was helping a customer, who trips on them, falls and the place that you work at is sued and goes out of business. You lost your job!

I wish that David Spade was in love with me...

paper moth's picture

Granted, but after a few

Granted, but after a few weeks you come to realize that it's David Spade.

I wish I had a magic closet and when I opened it whatever I wanted would be in it.

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Anonymous's picture

Granted, but in addition to t

Granted, but in addition to things you wanted, things you dont want will appear, like lumps of uranium, mustard gas, fire breathing toads, and worse.

I wish my cousin wasnt so uptight.

(Ive noticed a few of you are using the "reply to" link on the previous post, please dont, it confuses the hell outa me, just add new comments)
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miss-understood's picture

:)

granted but your cousin starts coming onto you and ends up telling your family that (he / she) loves you.

I wish i had a recipe for telling girls i like them.

Sway's picture

Granted but when a girl knows

Granted but when a girl knows you like her, even if she is a lesbian, she'll turn to the straightest and lesbian-hating girl in the world.

I wish George was in love with me...

I just want somebody listening to what I say...

Traveling Poet's picture

Granted, but George will beli

Granted, but George will believe you don’t love him and in his misery go and become a hermit in the Mongolian mountains.

I wish I had a girlfriend

raining men's picture

Granted!

Granted!
Put your girlfriend turns out to be me in a miniskirt and fishnet tights (not a pretty sight)

I wish I had a giraffe

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

Ginger's picture

granted. however, your giraf

granted.
however, your giraffe dies within minutes of you possessing him, and begins to rot at an extreme pace.
due to the large nature of the animal, you must chose to either hack the poor rancid animal apart yourself, or have a festering pile of remains in your room for quite some time.
either way due to the extremely unsanitary conditions, you get a horrible infection and die.

i wish i knew everything

help_me_god's picture

Granted, but now you know the

Granted, but now you know the secrets of area 51 and you find it hard to keep this secret to yourself, when you tell, you tell a close friend who happens to be a goverment official in discuise, you are transferred to the planet natabooie and are forced to live in an alien zoo for all eternity.

I wish that I had the power to turn invisible and back whenever I wanted.

Adam A's picture

granted, but one time you tur

granted, but one time you turn invisible, you get stuck that way, and you spend the rest of u'r life with nobody knowing who you are.

meow i wish i could see raining men in fishnets and a miniskirt

miss-understood's picture

granted, but the men quickly

granted, but the men quickly disapear or are females in disguise!

i wish i was an only child.

bratalamay's picture

lol

granted! (i think thats corrupted enough on its own :-)

i wish i had a best friend

"Don't let sad people make you sad, let happy people make you happy."

utter_insanity's picture

Granted, but your best friend

Granted, but your best friend never leaves you alone even when you tell them to go away.

I wish I could go to the Gay and Lesbian Youth Center three hours away from my house.

~~Gay And Here To Stay~~
I'm a lesbian with straight hair, how ironic is that?

the ghost's picture

Granted but when you get ther

Granted but when you get there it turns out your the only one there coz its not open that day.

I wish I had a job

If peace and love are so strong,why are there pieces of love that don't belong?-the black eyed peas

jenevieve's picture

Wish granted, but your job on

Wish granted, but your job only pays 25 cents (or pence) an hour and you only work one hour a week :P

i wish i will have more money when at university.

jen

xox

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All these women out there praying for a man, and i'm giving them my share. - RMB

paper moth's picture

Granted, but you will hav

Granted, but you will have to become a prostitute to get it.

I wish that there was a cure for cancer/aids.

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Adam A's picture

granted, the cure is death.

granted, the cure is death.

i wish george bush was the first gay american president and that him and john howard (australia's prime minister) fell in love and had children and called them johorge and buward and i wish i could seduce any man i want to have and i wish the party tonight will be fun and that dumbo's ex will fall in love with me so i can have a toyboy that makes dumbo jelous and i wish humans will invent a teleporting machine already because i hate trains and i wish the guy i came out to last night goes and tells everybody that i'm gay because i want the fuckers to know who they're dealing with and i wish my boyfriend's name was alexander coz it's sexy and i wish i had a never ending packet of tim tams like in the commercial and the super hot gene (can't spell it) that want to fuck me was mine too and i wish i had a little tiny flat in the city that is all my own and had no stinky ugly half dead disgusting excuse for a human being flatmate and that i was less greedy.

Anonymous's picture

"Im sorry, your wish could no

"Im sorry, your wish could not be connected as wished, please seperate them into single posts and try again later....

Oh I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish

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Adam A's picture

omg that is soooooo mean!!!!!

omg that is soooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
give me my wish damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous's picture

Its only fair, you wished dea

Its only fair, you wished death onto a large number of people, BTW, you didnt wish, :P
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Adam A's picture

geeze make me sound like a me

geeze make me sound like a mean bitch why don't you!

raining men's picture

Granted!

To get back on track - wish granted
But then all you can say from now on is more and more simpsons quotes until fox eventually sue you for endless copyright breach

I wish the evil year 7 connor would die

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

the ghost's picture

Wish granted,but then you get

Wish granted,but then you get arrested for his murder.

I wish I was a rock star

Inkblot's picture

granted

But you have to become a miserabke corporate sell-out to do so.

I wish I was taller.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

the ghost's picture

Granted but now your too tall

Granted but now your too tall to buy jeans to fit you

I wish I could move to another country

paper moth's picture

Granted, but the country is

Granted, but the country is iraq

I wish the words "flammable" and "Inflammable" didn't mean the
same thing.

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raining men's picture

Granted!

Granted!
But they put them the wierd way round - inflammable means it's going to catch fire, and flammable means its not
And so you burn to a horrible death

I wish it was saturday (going on holiday - to Vietnam!!!) all ready

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

the ghost's picture

Granted,but all the staff at

Granted,but all the staff at the airport go on strike so you cannot go on holiday.

I wish I could break my addiction to this game

bratalamay's picture

hmm.....

granted, but you have now lost your sense of humor and will never be able to enjoy a game again

i wish the girl i love liked me back as more than a friend

"Don't let sad people make you sad, let happy people make you happy."

Adam A's picture

granted, but the bitch just u

granted, but the bitch just uses you for sex!

i wish a truck would hit and kill me

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES, AND I'LL TELL YOU SECRETS THAT SEND YOU TO SLEEP, AND ALL I CAN GIVE YOU IS ALL OF MY LOVE, THESE ARE THINGS I CAN GIVE YOU TO KEEP.

help_me_god's picture

Granted. but you only die fo

Granted. but you only die for a few seconds. The doctors revive you and you are paralized for the rest of your life and always in severe pain...

I wish that I had a tiny yellow baloon