Forum Games..... The Corrupted Wish

Anonymous's picture

Ok, seeing as the old game is apparently "stale" *glares at adam* heres a new one. Its lots of fun, *evil cackle*. Ok so the object of this game is to grant the previous posters wish, ala monkey paw style.

ie:
User A) I wish I had a pony
User B) Granted, but the pony has a prefernce of human flesh for its food and consumes you in your entirety in a matter of minutes.

So nice and simple, Make sure you make a wish after granting one or ELSE.

I wish my peircing wasn't infected

Inkblot's picture

Granted

But it's full of anthrax.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

deepspace87's picture

granted, but now u melt becau

granted, but now u freeze to death...

i wish i had the guts to come out to my mom

"Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real."

The Engine Driver@drupal.org's picture

Granted, but she then tells y

Granted, but she then tells you that she isn't your real mother.

I wish I could find a really nice guy to be with.

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Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

Inkblot's picture

Granted

But he's straight and says you two are just friends.

I wish I could get some sleep.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

The Engine Driver@drupal.org's picture

Granted, but you don't wake u

Granted, but you don't wake up for 3 days, and miss a call from your friends, asking you if you want to go on a road trip across the country, and you realize that they've already left.

I wish I could sing.
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Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

the ghost's picture

Granted,but then you loose th

Granted,but then you loose the ability to speak and have to sing every sentence forever and ever.

I wish I owned a drum kit

The Engine Driver@drupal.org's picture

Granted, but you then are una

Granted, but you then are unable to play it, as you lose your hands in a terrible car crash.

I wish my school had a photography class.

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Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

the ghost's picture

Granted,but you are too late

Granted,but you are too late to sign up for it and there is no place
left for you in it.

I wish I could fly

help_me_god's picture

Granted, but Dick Chaney shoo

Granted, but Dick Chaney shoots you down

I wish that I could fart any scent in the world!

askavi's picture

Granted, but then you lose yo

Granted, but then you lose your nose in a horrible cooking accident.

I wish they would rebuild the park near my house.

Pork will be poultry when pigs fly...

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

doomflower's picture

Granted, But then they pass a

Granted, But then they pass a law that no one over 15 is allowed in.

I wish i could sell some art.

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"Id much rather to be hated for who I am than loved for who Im not."

Adam A's picture

granted, but druggies take it

granted, but druggies take it over and anyone who goes in there gets either raped or bashed up

i wish my bladder was bigger

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

Icarus's picture

granted, but your bladder

granted, but your bladder then begins to squeeze out all your other organs, leaving you with only a bladder.

i wish life wasn't so damn complicated.

"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"

Adam A's picture

GRANTED, BUT U'R BRAIN BECOME

GRANTED, BUT U'R BRAIN BECOMES "SIMPLE" TO GO WITH U'R NEW "SIMPLE" LIFE

I WISH MY FLATMATE WOULD DIE, AM I ALLOUD TO WISH FOR THE SMAE THING TWICE??

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

sdgjke2's picture

no and your computer kills yo

no and your computer kills you for it

miss-understood's picture

GRANTED!!!! but thrn you find

GRANTED!!!! but thrn you find out he has a twin named josh..... and the flatmate is also gay. When he dies he becomes super hot. to bad his dead!!!

i wish i could have (insert girls name with four letters ---- ) right now as shes cool.

Adam A's picture

granted, you date this girl f

granted, you date this girl for a while and finally the time comes for the two of you to have sex and suddenly she grows a huge juicy penis!

i wish my flatmate would die

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

miss-understood's picture

granted but you are too never

granted but you are too never say another word on this game about him as its getting stale! :P

i wish alex new how much i like her (ALLY READ THIS!!!!! love you princess.)

Adam A's picture

granted but she don't like yo

granted but she don't like you back

i wish the person that lives in the same unit as i would cease to exist?

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

Icarus's picture

granted, but you cease to exi

granted, but you cease to exist as well, as your flat is sucked into another demension.

i wish i had a girlfriend.

"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"

askavi's picture

Granted, but your girlfriend

Granted, but your girlfriend goes psycho and dismembers you.

I wish I had a smoothie

Pork will be poultry when pigs fly...

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

Adam A's picture

granted but it turns into sta

granted but it turns into staples in u'r oasophagus and you die!!!!

i wish my flatmate would die

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

Icarus's picture

ADAM!!! we get that you want

ADAM!!! we get that you want your flatmate to die. please, for the sake of our sanity, think of something else. please?

oh yeah, and i wish i could sleep.

"Yes! No! Oh, damn!"

Adam A's picture

ROFL!!!! BUT IT'S WHAT I WANT

ROFL!!!! BUT IT'S WHAT I WANT DAMNIT!
FINE FINE
granted, but your bed eats you!

i wish......hmm, i wish all people called alex hutchins died

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

Adam A's picture

*ahem...imunalia darling....a

*ahem...imunalia darling....ah...do you reckone maybe...you could start up a new game, this one is getting a little bit...hmm, a...STALE.* tehe!
no but seriously, is there any others we can play, this one was great but i mean, look how many times i've posted already! GOSH IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING BY MYSELF..or rather, with myself...ew
anyway i'm raving now, tehe, toodles!*

I'M JUST A GYPSIE WITH WONDERING EYES.

screv's picture

i grant wish adam however he

i grant wish adam however he would finde his room m8 dead, in adams bed, wearing all his clothes, having thrown up on his posetions. mmmmm gnarly

i wish i had sompthing other tham XP to run on this computer, its just so godam user friendly, it sikens me :P

also i wish sarah wsnt upset with me, nd i wish sally was back from tenarife, in my bed, like on monday night :D

Dark-Lord's picture

lolol

I grant screv's wish, but your computer now runs Windows Evil Edition, automatically making viruses and sending them to other users, you try to stop it, but it stabs you with a UBS cable instead, sucking you into cyberspace.

I wish I had a boyfriend. D:
~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

Inkblot's picture

Granted

But he's abusive and smells funny.

I wish I could get laid.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

Adam A's picture

fuckedy fuck fuck!

fuckedy fuck fuck!

screv's picture

i grant D L's wish (thnx m8y

i grant D L's wish (thnx m8y ;) you have a perfect bf, who you love and cherish, as he does you, however, he lives in a remote valley in the russian mountains, no pjones or power, and mail once a month, and you may only journy there 2 times a year

i wish i had a better job, i get 4:16 an hour, i work 38 hrs a week, incudin evry saturdy, nd monday nd thurs 11-8. that sux. oh nd i get teaxed 40 quid per week to

Dark-Lord's picture

Screv's wish granted. You hav

Screv's wish granted. You have a new job and get paid $45 and hour, but your job is to kill for a living, you have a chip in your head, that makes you kill relentlessly.

I wish I could come out easily. D:

~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

the ghost's picture

Granted,but the people you co

Granted,but the people you come out to have short term memories and so you have to come out to them every time you see them.

I wish I had a pet monkey

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

Dark-Lord's picture

Granted, but the pet monkey i

Granted, but the pet monkey is possessed by demons and hexes everyone you show it to, enticing them to thier deaths.

~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

Dark-Lord's picture

Granted, but the pet monkey i

Granted, but the pet monkey is possessed by demons and hexes everyone you show it to, enticing them to thier deaths.

I wish I had a vehicle. :|

~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

Adam A's picture

FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK! FUCK FUCK

FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK!
FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK!

Dark-Lord's picture

O.O

Do you have a problem? Or are you completely ignorant? Must you post completely pointless and random comments such as that on a forum? You must be very young, or have no life. Grow the fuck up.

And I apologize in advance to anyone that took offense to this, except the person I wrote it too, with is Adam.

~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

Adam A's picture

meow

shove it up u'r clacker mother fucker

Dark-Lord's picture

That'll all you can comment w

That'll all you can comment with? LMAO You are as dumb as I thought! *falls out of chair laughing* Amazing how just reading that reply lowered my IQ...people your intellegence level should be steralized, you don't need to reproduce, but then again, it doesn't apply here, so you playing in traffic or drinking a gallon of bleach would work better. D:

~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

Inkblot's picture

Relax

Calm down, he's not trying to irritate you, he's just doing his thing. You don't need to attack him.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

Dark-Lord's picture

Okay doke then. *meditates an

Okay doke then. *meditates and sips tea* *must not attack people*

I'll try to be calmer. :)) I'm irritated easily. :|

~Behind this smile is everythign you'll never understand.~

Adam A's picture

GOD are you still talking??

GOD are you still talking??

Inkblot's picture

Dude

Dude, chill out. it doesn't help if you get all pissy too.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

Adam A's picture

hey you added me on msn!! yay

hey you added me on msn!! yay! have we talked yet i can't remember??

Inkblot's picture

Uh...

Not that I remember.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

Adam A's picture

meow i was just talking to yo

meow i was just talking to you on msn d/h! lol

jomari_15's picture

...

dude u like being a lil hush to adam he's cool...

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Gerardo's picture

Agreed!

I agree with dark lord. You are kind of obnoxious. :l

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Adam A's picture

did anyone ask for u'r opinio

did anyone ask for u'r opinion? no so shut the fuck up

Anonymous's picture

Granted, but its a prototype

Granted, but its a prototype based off of perpetual motion so it doesnt go very far or very fast, or at all really.

I wish that adam would be eaten by a large frog

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Adam A's picture

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hehe frog)

OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hehe frog)
granted, but when adam comes out as poo from the frog's bum he turns into the hottest spunkiest most cool human on earth that can fuck any guy, gay or straight, on the planet....basically exactly as he was before he was eaten by the frog.

i wish peanut butter made you skinny...