Forum Games..... The Corrupted Wish

Anonymous's picture

Ok, seeing as the old game is apparently "stale" *glares at adam* heres a new one. Its lots of fun, *evil cackle*. Ok so the object of this game is to grant the previous posters wish, ala monkey paw style.

ie:
User A) I wish I had a pony
User B) Granted, but the pony has a prefernce of human flesh for its food and consumes you in your entirety in a matter of minutes.

So nice and simple, Make sure you make a wish after granting one or ELSE.

I wish my peircing wasn't infected

Anonymous's picture

Granted but as an unforseen s

Granted but as an unforseen side effect anyone who uses it as a weightloss tool develops leprosy

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"Secrecy is the art of hiding unbeknownst information from people." ~ Ilpalazzo

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Adam A's picture

ahem...imunalia....don't didn

ahem...imunalia....don't didn't wish for anything dude?

Gerardo's picture

End of Time

I wish the world would end. OH, LET'S SEE YOU RESPOND TO THAT. ;)

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No pain.

No worry.

No suffering.

Heaven.

bratalamay's picture

right now, im kinda wishing t

right now, im kinda wishing the world would end, too :-(

"Don't let sad people make you sad, let happy people make you happy."

black_sheep's picture

Okay

Granted, but you are the last living human being and all there is to do is listen to old backstreet boy cds. My worst nightmare...

I wish I could play guitar...

"The mainstream comes to you, but you have to go to the underground." -Frank Zappa

pixies_in_the_underworld's picture

granted!

granted, but you play a cursed guitar that slowly devours your soul and your fingers.

i wish that my computer charger wasn't so fucked up.

There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anaïs Nin

black_sheep's picture

Granted

Granted, but your computer crashes and you lose all your data.

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

"The mainstream comes to you, but you have to go to the underground." -Frank Zappa

kartovla's picture

granted, but you get beat ov

granted, but you get beat over the head with a ukulele by an angry man in a hula skirt
i wish i could speak french

"the opposite of war isnt peace, its CREATION!"

Inkblot's picture

Granted

But all you can say is "Voulez vous coucez avec moi?" and you are beaten up by many jealous boyfriends.

Andre The Human Dictionary Strikes Again!!!!!!!!

98 percent of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

utter_insanity's picture

Granted, but you go swimming

Granted, but you go swimming in the ocean and get mauled by sharks. Then you die a very slow, sad, and depressing death in the hospital.

I wish I could quit crushing on my crush. She's NEVER going to like me back. :(


~~Gay And Here To Stay~~

Adam A's picture

granted, but when you get ove

granted, but when you get over her finally, she developes an enormous crush on you and falls head over heals in love with you, but it's too late.

i wish i had a self refilling bottle of orange juice.

jomari_15's picture

peeeeeeeeeeeee

granted, but every time it guets full up is actualy pee thats is gueting on your butle of juice or what ever.

i wish for a HOT smoking girl friend ;)

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~~i wish i had magic~~
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the ghost's picture

granted

granted but she is so hot she burns you every time you touch her

I wish I had cool hair

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

Adam A's picture

granted, it's a mullet i w

granted, it's a mullet

i wish my toy haina (can't spell that) was real, i love you tsvoi!

Toph's picture

Granted, but on the day you

Granted, but on the day it comes to life it decides it's too good for you and leaves with your G.I. Joe!

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom at all because it's such a hassle and a waste of time.

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

Cleopatra's picture

granted, but you get tied to

granted, but you get tied to the door of the bathroom!

i wish i have lotsa lotsa money!

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. "- Lester Burnham, American Beauty

my three wheeler rox's picture

Granted!

But you get drafted and die a horrible death in Iraq
I wish I had another 3 wheeler

3 wheels are better than 4!

commander147's picture

Granted... meet adam

Granted... meet adam wheeler, david wheeler, and henry wheeler

I wish... to obtain enlightenment before I die

Obediance is Victory.
Victory is Life.

my three wheeler rox's picture

granted

A family of redneck enlightened you on fire and you get to spend the next year in recovery and are permenantly disfigured.
I wish i could stop biting my nails

3 wheels are better than 4!

Himura's picture

Granted.

But somebody else bites them for you.

I wish I could get better at Parkour.

Toph's picture

Granted, but the game (or

Granted, but the game (or whatever it is) is forever banned.

I wish I could eat all I want without gaining weight.

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

haNa's picture

Granted

Granted, but you couldn't taste it.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

~haNa

Himura's picture

Granted.

But it gives you cancer.

I wish people would think more often.

haNa's picture

Granted

But they will only think of themselves.

I wish Angelina Jolie was in love with me.

~haNa

Imunalia's picture

Granted, but she has black

Granted, but she has black widow tendancies and kills you after the first time you make love.

I wish i didnt have to make such awful wishes come true
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"Secrecy is the art of hiding unbeknownst information from people." ~ Ilpalazzo
I am nerdier than 93%% of all people.

haNa's picture

Granted, but...

Granted, but you'll spend your whole life without the intense satisfaction of discussion board games!

I wish I never had to sleep.

~haNa

commander147's picture

Congradulations... you can

Congradulations... you can never dream.... hey robot... whats the square root of 2325625?

I wish to obtain spiritual and intellectual enlightenment before I die

Go to any quiet place and listen, and soon you will hear the voices of those who came before you. Long after we leave this place, our voices will echo in these halls.

haNa's picture

Granted, but...

You will never reach enlightenment, therefor never die.

I change my wish... I wish I could go to sleep!!!

~haNa

Azul Love's picture

Granted

Granted, you fall asleep, forever and only have nightmares.

I wish I had long hair again.

raining men's picture

Granted

Granted but your hair is so long it drowns the world

I wish my girraffe would do tricks

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

commander147's picture

Granted.... you have a gay

Granted.... you have a gay cannibal girraffe.... enjoy the show...

I wish... I had a self replenishing never empty bottle of stolis (its a form of vodka) that I could just happily drown myself in

Go to any quiet place and listen, and soon you will hear the voices of those who came before you. Long after we leave this place, our voices will echo in these halls.

flugzeug712's picture

Granted! but you get so

Granted! but you get so drunk you don't notice you get a nosebleed and drown on your own blood, much like Attilla the Hun.

I wish the girl in my chem class would leave her bf for me.

Operator! What's the number for 911?! ~ Dan Castellaneta

83.2%% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Leisa's picture

Granted, however you will

Granted, however you will then be hunted down and killed by the ex-boyfriend.

I wish I would never have to worry about money ever again.

Imunalia's picture

Granted, You become a

Granted, You become a wealthy loan shark, however obtaining your wealth you had to slit a few throughts and bust a few kneecaps. The guilt will haunt you a lifetime.

I wish for my last wish to be unwished

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"Secrecy is the art of hiding unbeknownst information from people." ~ Ilpalazzo
I am nerdier than 93%% of all people.

flugzeug712's picture

Granted, but as a result all

Granted, but as a result all wishes made upto this point will become ungranted.

I wish I get accepted in to Simon's Rock College.

Operator! What's the number for 911?! ~ Dan Castellaneta

83.2%% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Hobbit's picture

granted, but when you get

granted, but when you get there you discover it is actually a secret society that worships boulders

i wish i played mandolin as well as chris thile

hugs, luck, and peace

and none has conquered but love
a girl's glance working the will of heaven
pleasure to her alone who mocks us
merciless aphrodite
- anitgone, ode III

frizzfro45's picture

granted, but uh, you break

granted, but uh, you break up with him, because he's too nice.

I wish my girlfriends grandpa would let us hang out.

Fear- It drives our lives and makes us insane-it is the controling aspect of life

haNa's picture

Granted

Granted, but when you hang out her Grandpa will always be there.

I wish I had my S.O. memorized.

~haNa

flugzeug712's picture

Graned, but... from now on

Graned, but... from now on you will memorize everything you ever see and the things you see will come to you in your dreams and haunt you...forever.

I wish i could learn to stop procrastinating and get my B's up to A's

Operator! What's the number for 911?! ~ Dan Castellaneta

83.2%% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Chibi_wolf_fang's picture

Granted but that really nice

Granted but that really nice guy turns out to be a serial killer whos skitsofrantic side kills you!!!

i wish i could find that one guy.....

flugzeug712's picture

That could kill you?! okay..

That could kill you?! okay.. if you say so... granted. But right before he kills you he reveals that he's really a girl that you slept with in some parallel universe.

I wish my parents didn't ask me to hide who I am.

Operator! What's the number for 911?! ~ Dan Castellaneta

83.2%% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Toph's picture

Granted, but then they want

Granted, but then they want you to share ALL of your secrets with the world, and they will get a television show to do it.

I wish I could be less indecisive.

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

Hobbit's picture

granted, but now you know

granted, but now you know every decision you will make for the rest of your life, making life rather boring

i wish that my room was clean

hugs, luck, and peace

and none has conquered but love
a girl's glance working the will of heaven
pleasure to her alone who mocks us
merciless aphrodite
- anitgone, ode III

haNa's picture

Granted...

Granted, but it will be a completely new room, with none of your stuff.

I wish that I could draw hands.

~haNa

Toph's picture

I have the same problem

I have the same problem X{

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

Ginger's picture

fine

granted,
but then an art critic makes a revolutionary speech that makes hands obsolete and irrelevant. overnight, it becomes in vogue to leave all figures without hands, and any artist found still doing them is against the movement. since it is such a widespread movement, this includes the entire art community. ironically, you happen to have a show of your perfectly drawn hands next to this famous speech. all of the sudden artists and the like storm into the gallery, tear down your paintings, and then decide to convey their message cutting off your hands.

I wish to be what i am not.

commander147's picture

Granted... *wigles nose*

Granted... *wigles nose* poof, into nonexistance you go

I wish I never had a promblem with my computers ever again...

Go to any quiet place and listen, and soon you will hear the voices of those who came before you. Long after we leave this place, our voices will echo in these halls.

Toph's picture

Granted, but now you're

Granted, but now you're nothing.

I wish my Mommy didn't want to give my puppy away V_V

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

flugzeug712's picture

Granted, but she becomes

Granted, but she becomes obsessed with strange animals that are extrememly vile and harmful to humans and puppies and starts raising them in your house.

I wish I had said yes.

Operator! What's the number for 911?! ~ Dan Castellaneta

83.2%% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Toph's picture

Granted, but all you can

Granted, but all you can ever say now is yes, so you get someone pissed off one day. They ask if you want to get your ass kicked and you say "yes," because that's all you can say. So, they think you're being a smart ass and you end up in the hospital :P Brutal.

I wish unicorns were real.

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD