i swear this is for my ~cat~ hehe

miss-understood's picture

1 Thou shalt not breathe sardine cat breath in thy humans face

2 Fast as thou is, thou cannot run threw glass doors

3 Thou shalt not lie down with thy but in thy humans face

4 Thou shalt not plonk down on the newspaper thy human is reading

5 Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping humans blader at 5am

6 Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy humans genital region

7 Thou shalt not sit in fron t of the TV as though thou is transparent

8 thou shalt not trip thy human even if they are walking too slow

9 thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy but

10 thou shall show remose when being scolded

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2dark2see's picture

Lmao loves it x as

Lmao

loves it
x

as we sit dwn and say r grace
im faking evry 'amen' u force upon me
cus tlking to urself is frowned upon
tlking to urself gets u put away.

jojojo's picture

haha

that's hilarious

raining men's picture

Number 2

Number 2 is wrong. My cat was sunbathing in a greenhouse and saw another cat and panicked. He rena straight through one of the panes and bolted down the garden. Smashed part of the greenhouse, but he was completely fine

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suf-fer-ing"

Inkblot's picture

Heh-heh-heh

Brilliant.

And all I know for sure
All I know for real
Is knowing doesn't mean so much
When placed against the feeling
The heat inside
When bodies meet
When fingers touch
-The Sisters Of Mercy, Some Kind Of Stranger

oldfoxbob's picture

Forgot one

The forgotten 11th rule../: Thou shall not
claw thy self up the pant leg of thy human host
In order to be petted.

oldfoxbob

Genius is not a sign of intelligence, but rather
that of common sense.

deepspace87's picture

haha, i love it "Never apo

haha, i love it

"Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real."

formula_truth_love's picture

Hilarious i love it my cats d

Hilarious i love it my cats do all those things its funny. Great Job.
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bratalamay's picture

awesome!!!

i love it!!!! that totally suits my cats. did u write this or find it somewhere?

o, and i like oldfoxbob's addition too ;-).

"Don't let sad people make you sad, let happy people make you happy."

Adam A's picture

I HATE CATS MAY THEY ALL FALL

I HATE CATS MAY THEY ALL FALL INTO A PIT OF SNAKES AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE YA LISA MAREE!
LOVE YA SNU SNU
I'M THE BEST HERB OUT THERE
TAKE CARE
FOCKER
ADAM

miss-understood's picture

oh Adam your such a sweety...

oh Adam your such a sweety.... ASS HOLE! how can u say that about cats? I LOVE MY CAT!!!!!! SHES BEAUTIFUL AND AWSOM!!!! SHUT UP U HERB!!!!