Contest: Win a Kinsey Sicks CD!

Yes, one of the new features on Oasis is contests!

Our first contest is for your very own copy of The Kinsey Sicks' Oy Vey In A Manger: Christmas Carols and Other Jewish Music.

Accordng to the Kinseys' web site: "This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic of cannibalism, "Soylent Night." This CD captures better than any other the fun and the fear of a live Kinsey Sicks performance. You can practically see the stubble sprouting under sweaty pancake make-up and feel the stampede of audience members begging for refunds!"

So, send an e-mail with your user name, and a subject line of "kinseys contest" to jeff at nospam oasismag nospam dot com. On Friday, at noon ET, I will post the name of the winner.

Beyond that, the rules are you can only enter once to give everyone a fair chance and you have to be OK getting receiving a package in the mail containing a CD of drag queens singing. All e-mails will be deleted once the winner is selected, and only the winner will be contacted by me as a private message on Oasis, not an e-mail (for the e-mail paranoid).

(In the future, we will be getting a pretty webform for you to use to enter, but that isn't happening yet and, since it is the holidays, we need to make sure we get you this CD as soon as possible.)


alya's picture

wow contestsss

wow contestsss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks jeff

nothing iz real
john lennon

hebrew freak's picture


so, contest thing is awesome. but i dont get it. can someone tell me exactly which email address i'm supposed to send it to? i'm kinda slow with things like
"So, send an e-mail with your user name, and a subject line of "kinseys contest" to jeff at nospam oasismag nospam dot com."

*she's the mistake i would always gladly continue making*

jeff's picture

It means...

I already get enough spam, so just send mail to my first name, then the at symbol, and then the URL of this site, which is

If I type it out, I get more spam. :-)

I'm a total myspace whore (and by whore, I mean I use it to sleep with people, I'm not on it often), so ADD ME AS A FRIEND

jeff's picture

We have a winner!

Congratulations, Alya!!!!

You are the lucky winner of the Kinsey Sicks holiday album.

Check your Oasis mailbox for details.

More contests coming in January.