So I was composing an e-mail to my former psychology professor in the hopes that he will let me add his psychology and language course this semester when I get a knock on my door, a loud scary knock. I run to answer it and there is my friend my waving papers at me frantically.
I step out into the hall and close my door and she shrieks at me about the lesbian body and this horrible thing that she is reading for her trauma in lit class and then proceeds to read me an excerpt from "The Lesbian Body" by Monique Wittig. I don't know about the rest of the book, but I do know that I never, never, never, want anyone to put their tongue in my ear and crush my eardrum and somehow come out my mouth. :S
I'm traumatized. I don't want to be a lesbian anymore.
Actually some of it was really beautiful, but other bits were incredibly graphic and gruesome.