Why do the straight girls ask me for advice on guys??

ReinbowGrl's picture

I have straight girls for friends who know I'm gay. They know it, accept it and even enjoy the queer humor that comes with it. Yet they still turn to me for advice on guys. WTF? Is that just aprt of being a friend or do they actually believe the title of "The all knowing, all seeing, always right: Amy"? Because I am not all knowing and if I was, I certainly wouldn't have stressed about being gay like I did when I fist came out. I know nothing about boys. I have a little brother...and I ahve to change diapers. That is where my knowledge ends. I couldn't flirt my way out of a paper bag if my life depended on it, and still, they still turn to me for guy advice. Just because I like girls, does not mean that I know how guys think. And then they ask how much is too much flirting in church. Because I, having been to church maybe 4 times at the most would know this. Church ediquette is not my forte and I don't claim to know much...I know about getting caught with the pastors kid in the back pew during communion when I was 13. She of course, was lured back there by the devil and I was lured by her pretty green eyes...I'm still a sucker for green eyes...My pretty, pretty girlfriend, who I love very much and am having an 18 month anniversary with tomorrow, has green eyes...And it's hot. I think I'm out of steam as for my rant...So I leave you with this parting thought via my girlfriend's icon "But baby, I thought you had the key to the hand cuffs!"

Amy

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shadowfrosty's picture

hehe

You just like the fact my eyes turn colurs and you know what im feeling when you look into them. But I guess they are a pretty colur green. And yes baby, I though you did have the keys. Maybe you should go find them :)

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milee13's picture

Do only straight girls ask

Do only straight girls ask you? I get asked by straight guys too. I'm not even in a relationship and yet I find myself being asked for advice from people constantly, I guess I give off some weird vibe.
Flirting at church? Aren't they supposed to be at church to worship their god or something?

Hobbit's picture

seducing pastor's children,

seducing pastor's children, you evil little child. actually that story really amused me, though it probably wasn't funny at the time.

i would take it as a copliment that people ask you for advice about guys. it shows that they trust you. they might just want an ear to listen to them.

hugs, luck, and peace

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ForeverEndedToday's picture

I think its a friend thing.

I think its a friend thing. They accept your gayness and don't treat you different then their other straight friends. I knwo what you mean about green eyes, they're amazing. Congrats on 18 months!

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whateversexual_llama's picture

5 words: You won't steal the

5 words: You won't steal the guy.

Whatever I did, I didn't do it.

seetumail's picture

hiiii

Well, it’s amazing.
i would take it as a copliment that people ask you for advice about guys. it shows that they trust you. they might just want an ear to listen to them.
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