I have straight girls for friends who know I'm gay. They know it, accept it and even enjoy the queer humor that comes with it. Yet they still turn to me for advice on guys. WTF? Is that just aprt of being a friend or do they actually believe the title of "The all knowing, all seeing, always right: Amy"? Because I am not all knowing and if I was, I certainly wouldn't have stressed about being gay like I did when I fist came out. I know nothing about boys. I have a little brother...and I ahve to change diapers. That is where my knowledge ends. I couldn't flirt my way out of a paper bag if my life depended on it, and still, they still turn to me for guy advice. Just because I like girls, does not mean that I know how guys think. And then they ask how much is too much flirting in church. Because I, having been to church maybe 4 times at the most would know this. Church ediquette is not my forte and I don't claim to know much...I know about getting caught with the pastors kid in the back pew during communion when I was 13. She of course, was lured back there by the devil and I was lured by her pretty green eyes...I'm still a sucker for green eyes...My pretty, pretty girlfriend, who I love very much and am having an 18 month anniversary with tomorrow, has green eyes...And it's hot. I think I'm out of steam as for my rant...So I leave you with this parting thought via my girlfriend's icon "But baby, I thought you had the key to the hand cuffs!"