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Adam A's picture


feED HiM tO tHe HomOseXuaLS!!

my bee dick mofo assbusting friends called me a dyke hag today!!'s true....i have a lot of carpet muncher bitches....IT'S TRUE!!!

so i'm taking a friend of mine to the gay club this friday, she's sooo not gonna fit, she's straight and she goes out with irish men!

anyway did you know i was rebellious???? DID YOU?????!

YES....i skipped two classes at uni today, i went to the painting studio instead, and ate lunch!

anyway kids i have news, i'm pregnant, toms' the father, tom and a whole lotta chips!!!

anyway i'm keeping the baby, it'll be one ugly fucker, with a british accent, golden yellow, suprisingly tasty and with a giant jewish nose...but i will love it as my own! and i shall call it...."fishfingers"

god you people are deep, with all the love and loss and AHRG you make me cry! lighten up huh?! life's not all doom and gloom, there's a lot of stupidity too! and laugh, laugh at funny mother fuckers that trip over or fight with bus drivers! god you disgust me!!!!!!!!!

toodles bee dick hampster fuckers!

a song for tommy:

beastiality's great,
beastiality's great,

stick your log in a dog,
stick your log in a dog,

beastiality's great,
beastiality's great,

stick u'r cock in a croc
stick u'r cock in a croc

beastiality's great,
beastiality's great,

stick u'r wang in a tang
stick u'r wang in a tang

e.t.c e.t.c



the ghost's picture


Maybe I will laugh the next time I see someone trip over!

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent-Eleanor Roosevelt

raining men's picture


Thanks for the lovely song. I'm glad the beastiality is working out well, but sadly I'm going to have to leave the sheep-hagging club. I'm just too into necrophilia nowadays. And anyway, mine's more of a twig than a log

"Sexual intercourse began in nineteen sixty-three (which was rather too late for me)"

hellonwheels's picture

haha, that song is great...

but seriously, how many times have u posted it???

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman