Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Inkblot's picture

Heh, I love how the first two topics on the forum list right now are 'Buddhism' and 'PORN!'.

Now, on to other things. Last night I had a dream. It went something like this.

I was sitting in the school auditorium, talking to Tom, the choreographer from the show (I mentioned him in my last entry). We somehow got on the subject of his lust for teenage boys, and then he kissed me. So we went to a sleazy motel and talked and engaged in foreplay, but technically no sex. We then had to go find a different hotel for reasons I either don't know or can't remember. So we ended up in the Hyatt in New York, where we never actually ended up back in our room, but had to argue with a slightly drunk stereotypical white trash mother, some girls from school, and my best friend's ex-boyfriend. At some point in the arguing part, the floor, which was covered in ugly teal carpet, began to slant, so I had to hold on. Then the whole world got washed away, except for a boat full of plastic animals, being held up by Tom, who was very large and a silhouette at this point. Then the whole thing froze, and it was revealed to be a YouTube video. The last part before I woke up was a message across the screen that said "No Matter What You Say, The Video Stays", or something along those lines.

This dream is the latest in a chain of instances where I'm begining to question my full-on straightness. So I'm probably at least slightly bisexual. Oh well. Life goes on.

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tayz's picture

Okay. That's gotta be the

Okay.
That's gotta be the coolest dream ever.
It involved Sleazy motels, a reference to Noah's Ark and youtube, with a catchy message at the end.
Damn. I wish I had dreams like that.

Inkblot's picture

Heh-heh-heh

Well, it was rather enjoyable. :P

Do I shock you darling?
-Sally Bowles, Cabaret

Morgan's picture

Hm!!!!!!!! Andre, for

Hm!!!!!!!! Andre, for getting a gender; you will have to bear with me. You are now a mostly straight dude of male gender?! So one cannot be your fag hag. Errrr, ummmmm. . .uh. . .well, whatever.

Oh yeah. Remotely AC/DC.

I guess I'll keep on talking to you then, 'cause I find completely straight dudes to be the most annoying types of humanity, for the most part.

Morgan's picture

Hm!!!!!!!! Andre, for

Hm!!!!!!!! Andre, for getting a gender; you will have to bear with me. You are now a mostly straight dude of male gender?! So one cannot be your fag hag. Errrr, ummmmm. . .uh. . .well, whatever.

Oh yeah. Remotely AC/DC.

I guess I'll keep on talking to you then, 'cause I find completely straight dudes to be the most annoying types of humanity, for the most part. (In my younger days, when I had to adhere to a damn dress code for my trade school, if I got any unwanted attention, I used to say I was a dude in drag. Shoulda said a dude in perpetual drag, but oh well. May you get yourself sorted out sooner than I. Me thinks you will. It took me until my 30's. You're ahead of the game, as far as I'm concerned. It took me so much longer to come as far as you in knowledge, and so many other things. I didn't know about Boadicca until my mid-20s. Disgusting, huh?)