I came up with a list of some pretty ideas for Barbies that they would never make. I list some of them now and their description. Here we go!
Monica Lewinski Barbie and Bill Clinton Ken: "Bill Clinton Ken comes with Presidential desk (what better way to hide Monica?), Presidential telephone, and Presidential papers of bills to veto or pass. He also says over 50 phrases like, "I did not have sex with that woman." Monica Lewinski Barbie comes with real sucking action and a little blue dress with a "Mystery Stain." Batteries not included!"
Crazy Cat Lady Barbie: "Crazy Cat Lady Barbie comes with all 10,000 cats inside the trademark box with Barbie's hand pressed against the plastic to prove that she's in there! Cat food and litter boxes sold separately."
Nuclear Plant Employee Barbie: "Comes with REAL glow in the dark raditation and balding action! Push the button and watch her beautiful hair fall out! (In extremely tiny and fine print) *Mattel is not responsible for any cancer or other health related tragedy due to this product. So HA! You can't sue us!"